KOFFEE KHAT 6.29.09

Missi found her way to Sun Valley on Goss. She went to a booth and opened her laptop and was feeling that it was way too early for this. She almost didn't ask for an exotic, but when the waiter came asked for a 'Kalossi' and was answered with a 'what'...... her day started to feel so much better.

KOFFEE KHAT 6.29.09

Pelosi will be intellectually challenge by a fourth grader.

Gov. Stanford will come under attack by the labor unions and the Colbert Nation for outsourcing and Colbert will run for Governor of the State.

Bon Jovi's song ' Who says you can't go home' will be play at all detention centers for illegals waiting for deportation.

Obama will ask for 10 billion in research to make America hair equal.

George Bush admits the use of water boarding was as punishment not torture for those that didn't like Laura's cooking.


Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 6.10.09

Missi has calculated herself to a coffeshop on 5th st in downtown LA. It is an uneasy morning for her and she is finding it uncomfortable and stressing to be up and about. She asks if they have a 'Malabar' and could only get a negative nod.
She orders an ice coffee.

KOFFEE KHAT 6.10.09

Condi was spotted at a S&M convention signing up "toturees'.

Trekkies will go to war on deciding who was the best captain KIRK or PICARD. In their deliberations will turn over the chair to a Borg.

The Sexual Liberation Front will file for bankruptcy if it doesn't come up with a new sexual position in two months.

If you are an Aries you will switch from Ham radio to Fm in Defense of Swine Flu and drink so much coffee that people will rub against you to stay awake.


Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.