KOFFEE KHAT 10.29.09

Missi has read herself into a coffee house in Sherman Oaks on Ventura Blvd. She had a wandering moment, but soon felt comfortable. She ordered "Bugisu" and didn't get any response and then asked again only for the waiter to walk away. She sat there for a while and then opened her laptop ..... soon another waiter came by when she the ordered a milk with a muffin.

KOFFEE KHAT 10.29.09

Jay Leno is wondering if he had an affair would anyone care.

Jessica Simpson believes she deserves a Nobel Peace Prize since Obama says he doesn't.

Pelosi was found on a conveyor belt of HoHo's twittering that she will make a cameo appearance on '24' arriving by balloon.

If you are a Scorpio you'll find a way to smoke in a rain storm, then try to convince colleges that Popeye has transgendered into Jean Grey. You will dress as a poodle for Halloween.


Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 10.12.09

Missi is in Redondo Beach coffee shop looking a comfortable place to sit and open her laptop. It's a cold morning and she want to get warm asks if they have a ' Peaberry' and settles for a Latte.

KOFFEE KHAT 10.12.09

Pelosi was found on a conveyor belt of 'Ding Dongs' twittering that she really does know her place.

Obama will celebrate his winning of the Nobel Peace Prize by inviting George W. and Dick Cheney over for dinner and thank them for their polices and they will reply that he is the most fluid gay speaker in Presidential history.

Hillary will be discovered as the "Phantom Nominator" and take a vacation listening to the sound of paper falling.

If you are a Leo you will have an out body experience, followed by an inside your body experience, followed by a do you really want me to tell you about it experience.


Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.