Wednesday, December 23, 2009

KOFFEE KHAT 12.22.09

Missi search herself into a coffee house in West L.A. She wasn't really comfortable with the settings or the lack of business only her and another couple. She asked for a 'Jamaican Blue'.
The girl thought it was a drug order after that was cleared settled for a Latte.

KOFFEE KHAT 12.22.09


Obama plans to move Christmas into the new year so he can pass the Health Care Plan as scheduled.

Discovery will be made that Santa Claus has made it to the Fat Cat Club.

A new year resolution will be to resolve the complaint complaint syndrome cause by the Bangalore Call Center.

Sen. Reid because he knows baseball will compare himself to Babe Ruth. He will ask for a national holiday to commemorate paper clips and says things like 'where would we be without ball bearings'.

If you are a Pisces you will find satisfaction watching reruns of American Idol . Find yourself having to make a choice of nude photos of Queen Latifah or Eva Longoria. Working hard at distinguishing the difference between dark matter and dark energy.


Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

KOFFEE KHAT 12.09.09

Missi is on Hawthorne Blvd. in Torrance in a small coffee pastry shop. It's sparse as far as comfort and her immediate feelings are to order and leave. She is tempted to not order an exotic but decides to order 'Brazilian Sweet Yellow'. The counter relies that she not familiar with 'Sweet Yellow' .... So Missi orders a Latte and a Blueberry muffin.

KOFFEE KHAT 12.09.09

Obama will ration options with a cap and then trade Nicolas Cage for Stanley McChrystal.

Bob Dylan Christmas Album has inspired the Rollings Stones to produce there own Christmas Album "Christmas on a Wild Train with Jumping Jack Flash', Featuring Cat Stevens.

The truth about Tiger Woods early morning departure will soon surface that he was going to the driving range and then drove into the fire hydrant and tree to avoid a squirrel.

If you are a Scorpio you will see yourself as a blond Zombie sitting in a sink bathing in caramel syrup, hoping to be in erotic comics as a ice cream cougar. It will be enough to frighten the devil.


Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.