Missi is in Los Angeles on Zonal in a little cafe enjoying her morning after readings from the Financial Times and the North Korean News. She opens her laptop to search and discovers that a man was rewarded 7.5 million after being in an accident causing his penis to shrink by an inch and a half. She asks for a 'La Minita' and settles for the house special.
KOFFEE KHAT 1.16.12
Ron Paul will struggle with wealth bondage and start a Monty Python revival hysterically enforcing an explicit coordinated methods to show the value of wearing Esther Williams Swimwear.
A raw story of Rick Santorum will expose him as a lost angry detective in a liberal crisis with Zionist for publishing right to the Elephant Journal.
After blaming Santa for the social psychosis John Huntsman will run off to Uganda to protect the sexual minorities.
Ben and Jerry will come out with a new flavor called "Mitt's Minty Mint' consisting of Fudgy Brownies, Waffle Cones, Potato Chip Clusters in a Pineapple Swirl.
If you're a Leo your 7 th House is in Saturn and your Moon is Sextile to Mars. Your aspire to be a conservative celebrity by yodelling like a llama.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk
