Monday, February 13, 2012

KOFFEE KHAT 2.13.12

Missi is on Altadena in Altadena after readings from Mother Jones and the New York Observer. Now is looking for a place to become comfortable and does . She sits down after a short time asks for a "Monte Cerrado" and settles for the house special. She opens her laptop to find that the Komen Foundation is offering pink handguns to promote breast cancer awareness month. This is the popular Wacther P-22 for Pistol Annie's to regulate the culture wars.

KOFFEE KHAT 2.13.12

Rick Santorum will refer to his alternate brain as the Blue Latino to dispel any deep confusion.

Newt after his Presidency will choose between Del Boca Vista and the Lunar Space Colony as his retirement Palace.

Gov. Brewer will define her relationship on the tarmac with Obama as "Amazing Sales".

Kate Winslet will again find a reason to become naked in another movie.

If you are a Leo, Saturn is at Libra in the 7th House, your astrological progression will cause you to get into a bar fight with someone with the astrological chart of Jesus Christ and you will find fashion with a pretentious butterfly.