Friday, July 24, 2009

KOFFEE KHAT 7.24.09

Missi has found her way to Culver City on Venice Blvd. There is a nice room with comfortable seating ...she finds her seating and becomes comfortable. She asks for "Poco Fundo" and she could only get a look of what are you talking about ......... so she orders an ice coffee.

KOFFEE KHAT 7.24.09

Fruit Loops has replaced Wheaties as the breakfast of champions.

David Axelrod has been voted the 'World's Most Average Man'.

Women with all their advances continue to penetrate man's brainwaves with high pitched sounds.

Obama will continue to give entitlements without having all the facts.

Blue eyed American will face higher taxes unless related to Nancy Pelosi.

With the passing of Walter Cronkite, Jon Stewart will become America's most trusted broadcaster.


Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

KOFFEE KHAT 7.07.09

Missi and Travis are sharing some appetizers and wine at a bistro on Santa Monica Blvd. in Beverly Hills.

T. 'How was your day.'
M. 'I have a client who think he's spirited by Michelangelo.'
T. 'Have you seen his work.'
M. 'Well... he can't draw or sculpture or paint ... absolutely no artistic skills at all.'
T. 'I don't get it.
M. 'He dreams of him all the time... a dream in Florence where he is walking with him back and forth across bridges. Michelangelo is scared that his work is going to be destroyed by the darkness.'
T. ' The darkness.'
M. 'He believes that the darkness is coming and that it will take away the beliefs of his work.'
T. 'Does he know what the darkness is going to do.'
M. ' My client believes that the darkness is an order that does not believe in the creation of Adam.
T. ' What do you skills feel.'
M. 'I feel that the darkness is very real to him and it's not a statement of enlightenment or renaissance in fact the opposite..........It makes me nervous to think about.
T. 'Darkness can be a renaissance.'
M. 'To some.'
T. ' Let me work on this and I'll get back with you.'