KOFFEE KHAT 9.23.09

Missi is at coffee house on Cahuenga when Matthew Fox walked in and sat down across from her ... she ordered the house special.


KOFFEE KHAT 9.23.09


Bill Maher believes that 30% of America is stupid, 30% crazy and the other 40% are Realites of Billites.

Pelosi will invite Kanye West and Taylor Swift to a scratch and smell summit.

Congress will spend the next 6 months on Town Hall reform.

Obama is still in the state of stasis on the Health Care Plan, even though it's being downgraded from Death Panels to Rationed Health Care.

If you are a Scorpio you will go to the library to resolve a paper fetish , only to discover that you have a latex fetish that was caused by your moon being in the state of waxing. Astral light will present you with a volume of Jon Stewart's 2007 CD's


Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 9.02.09

Missi has searched her way to Marina Del Rey on Washington. There is allot of street action and the busy feeling is surrounding her. She moves inside for a sense of solitude only to be more activated. She asks for an 'Alto Grande' and receives a blank stare and settles for an ice coffee.

KOFFEE KHAT 9.02.09

Al Franken is still doing the math on how two people from different cultures could be watching the same program at the same time. Where do wise man come from.

Is Sarah Palin coherence challenge.

Pelosi was found on a conveyor belt of Twinkies Twittering as the Laughing Liberal.

Bernanke sees the light at the end of the tunnel, then realizes that he is in a house of mirrors and he is the one holding the flash light.

Obama will go into the state of stasis over who to appoint to the Death Panel.

If you an Aries your moon is in Scorpio, your sun in Virgo and your House is on roller blades swishing thru concrete parking bumpers and you will be attracted to a thirty year old thumb sucker.


Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.