Wednesday, January 20, 2010

KOFFEE KHAT 1.20.10

Missi is in Anaheim on Brookhurst. It's a laid back atmosphere, calm , serene and ....hard to get service... so she goes to the counter and asks if they had a 'Siberia Pacamara'. The waitress replied, ' Yes.... Vanilla Mint flavored.' 'Are you serious' replied Missi. ' No, I'm Siberia' was the reply.
'I'll have a Latte.'
'Vanilla Mint....'.

KOFFEE KHAT 1.20.10

Richard Trumpka will run for President of the United States and have Todd Palin as a running mate.

Harry Reid will no longer privately refer to Obama as the 'Magic Negro' but now as the 'Magic Dragon'. Puff on that....

Pat Robertson will admit the whereabouts of Tiger. That he has been on a special mission for him and he has concern that he's not sure where he is now since he was asked to go to Hades and Tiger misunderstood and went to Haiti.

Harry and Nancy are starting to feel part of M.C. Esher's work 'Relativity'.

If you are Scorpio your moon is ascending into Neptune causing an embolismic lunation.
You will have sleep sex with a Homer Simpson stuff toy and become fixated with the letter "D".

Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

Friday, January 8, 2010

KOFFEE KHAT 1.08.10

Missi is at a coffee house in San Pedro on 6th . It's a clear day and sunny morning when she asks the waitress if she has a 'Honduras Organic'. The waitress recognized the organic and the Honduras but not together. Missi ordered a Latte.

KOFFEE KHAT 1.08.10

Palin is going to release a brand line called ' Moose Musk'.

Negotiation broke down between the Pier 39 Sea Lions and the San Francisco Chamber Of Commerce.

Terrorist New Year resolution is not to carry flammable explosive in their underwear because if successful there will be no willie to please all those virgins.

Obamacare will soon take it's medicine although it still not sure what the medicine is.

Pelosi will patent a speech technique of being able to show your teeth and speak at the same time.

If you are Taurus you will become fractured and shattered from a self indulgent subscription to Rosie O'Donnell. Go to a bar and order sugarcut pink milk and ask whatever happen to Bach.

Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.