Monday, August 23, 2010

KOFFEE KHAT 8.23.10

From readings of WOWOWOW and Village Voice is now in downtown L.A. around 4th and Main. She asks for a 'Pacamara' and settles with a house brew with a shot of tequila thinking this would settle her frenzied feelings that she been carrying around for a couple of weeks. She opens her laptop and searches to discover that 'bananaophia' is the new in fear.

KOFFEE KHAT 8.23.10

Obama and Pelosi will explore the way of 'Fatwa' and conclude that Peace will come when people whose name that starts with 'Mc' be changed to 'Mosque'. An example would be McCarron will now be MosqueCarron'.

Christiane Amanapour has a one year contract with Disney to speed date while taking a ride on 'Small World'.

Who would dare compare the world of Islam to Nazism, who would dare compare Saddam Hussien to Adolf Hilter.

Muscular atrophy is occurring in the right index finger of people who belong to the Internet and Gaming Addicts Club.

Ahmadinejad will retire to become a yoga instructor in New Jersey and set up a Jewish dating service.

If you are a Libra your house is in opposition to Venus and your conjugation is semi-sextile. You will see 12 Zen Baboons dancing with Bambi,go searching for Lavender ice cream and become a sensual vegan and have a sexual relationship with your ear hole.


Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

Monday, August 2, 2010

KOFFEE KHAT 8.02.10

Missi has read from 'Yachting' and 'Daily Variety' and now is on Fair Oaks in Pasadena. A small coffee shop with little atmosphere but she is finding it comfortable enough to pull out her laptop and ask for a 'Yauco Selecto' and settle for an Ice Coffee.

KOFFEE KHAT 8.02.10

Elton John will make Julian Assange his Queen for a day and dedicate his new song 'PFF' 'Poppy Fields Forever'.

Oliver Stone will profess to be half Jewish and the other half will be determined by what country he is visiting.

Angelina Jolie will adopt a 27 year old Pakistani who will start dating Jennifer Aniston.

ISI will become a household name until it becomes connected to 9/11, then it will become a coffee house name.

LAGALABATATA is seeking equality among LAGALABATATA as soon as it can make up its mind to body movement moment.

If you are a Capricorn Jupiter is opposing Saturn and you should look out for Jupiter sneaking up behind your Uranus and this will cause your rising sign to ascend leaving you on top of a bus cheer leading for homemade macaroni and cheese.


Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.