KOFFEE KHAT 9.15.10

Missi is in Los Angeles on Wilshire in a coffee bar after readings from Emirates Today and Billboard. She is settled with her laptop and orders a"Kopi Luwak" and eventually ends up with a Latte. In her searching finds that Oklahoma City is ranked 8th in sexual activity.

KOFFEE KHAT 9.15.10

Muslim Liberal Arts Colleges have been ranked # 1 as the best party schools.

Preacher Terry Jones who bought a few hundred Koran to burn will now have a fire sale. He will be quoted that it was a good investment at the time and wishes the Islam faith the best with his contribution. Peace to All.

Iman Abdul Rauf will announce his new calling and become a football coach for the NY Giants and design plays around the Hail Mary.

Obama's will state that his religious spirit is right of whatever that is right. All right...

The new right will establish all grounds in a 1 mile radius of 7/11's to be hallow.

If you are a Capricorn you Sun is square with Pluto and arcing 18 degrees of Taurus. You will take up fireplug surfing and study the gender of a snowflake.


Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 9.07.10

Missi is in Santa Monica on Broadway in a coffeehouse getting comfortable after her readings from the "Hollywood Reporter" and the"New Republic". Opens her laptop and orders a "Maubesse" and settles for the house special and then searches and finds that the homeless in San Fransisco are protesting that McDonald's is conspiring against them for eliminating the dollar value menu and that all the employees speak Spanish.

KOFFEE KHAT 9.07.10

Jan Brewster brain freeze came from looking in the monitor and seeing Sarah Palin.

Dr.Seuss meets Bart Simpson meets Snookie meets Karzai on an American Street and become Zen Comic Heroes and then go attack the Angry Buddhist

James Cameron will go into the South American rain forest and film some indigenous tribal life and become transformed and never come back.

News has become so seriously slow that a new agency headline was that to pick pimples is harmful for your face.

If you are a Scorpio your house is retrograde with your moon ascending and you feel like a non rhotic psychedelic panda with bad astronomy and have the urge to do mathematical calculations on the stretching abilities of balloon animals.

Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.