KOFFEE KHAT 11.28.10

Missi is on Lake in Pasadena after reading Dick Cheney's Blog and Cracked. She sat down and became comfortable with her laptop and searched out that Vietnam is prosecuting Bloggers. She asked the waitress for a "Yauco Selecto" and settled with their Latte.

KOFFEE KHAT 11.28.10

Anderson Cooper's New Year Resolution is to interview John Stossell in his bathroom.

TSA will start an airline called 'Massage Air'.

David Axelrod is still having trouble finding his runaway giraffe.

Wikileaks has discovered that Santa Claus has secretly finance all of Hollywood's right wing comedies.

If you are a Gemini, you arc of degrees is 177 with your House in Moon with Fixed Water Declining into Mutable Air causing Venus to Square with Pluto resulting in a Solar Return causing your evil robot to become a subservient chicken.


Gorgeous Gorge is piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 11.16.10

After readings from Forbes and Radar, Missi is now in Santa Fe Springs on Shoemaker in a little coffee house asking if they have "Las Delicias" and settling for the house Latte. She starts her search when she finds that rice mills in India are conducting child and slave labor.

KOFFEE KHAT 11.16.10

Dominos will starts a campaign call the Mass American Enlightenment Pizza.

Jon Stewart and Cindy McCain will start a talk show on how to come out and then go back in without being recognized for coming out, they will also sell hats to facilitate the process.

Olberman will be suspended again for inventing a character called Hall Burton and satirically tearing him apart.

History will recognize "W" for being the funniest man in history.

If you are a Sagittarius, Saturn will be in your 2nd house with a Moon-Neptune aspect. You will date a cross dressing inflatable called Madonna and lunch until you thundergut.

Gorgeous George is a piece of perk