Tuesday, February 8, 2011

KOFFEE KHKAT 2.08.11

After readings from Billboard and Village Voice, Missi is in a cafe on W. Olympic in L.A.. She is searching the web when she orders a "Monte Cerrado" and settles for the house Latte. In her search comes upon a fact that one of every seven people in the U.S. are on Food Stamps.

KOFFEE KHAT 2.08.11

Mubarak will state his plea, " I did what I did because I thought you loved me." He then will wish everyone a Happy Valentines Day.

OBama will ask Mubarak to step down because there can only be one leader whose name resembles Barack and this could only lead to confusion and chaos. Mubarak will consider changing his name to McBozo.

The Chicago based Muslim Brotherhood does not like American journalist, ask Anderson Cooper who is right.

Unionized Team Mascots will Strike causing a Lockout of all Sports based on the facts that owners all have a Teddy Bear fetish.

If you are a Pisces, you are in conjunction with Venus , your emotions are brooding and your aspects are having fashion flashes with Turkey feathers.


Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

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