Missi found her way to Sun Valley on Goss. She went to a booth and opened her laptop and was feeling that it was way too early for this. She almost didn't ask for an exotic, but when the waiter came asked for a 'Kalossi' and was answered with a 'what'...... her day started to feel so much better.
KOFFEE KHAT 6.29.09
Pelosi will be intellectually challenge by a fourth grader.
Gov. Stanford will come under attack by the labor unions and the Colbert Nation for outsourcing and Colbert will run for Governor of the State.
Bon Jovi's song ' Who says you can't go home' will be play at all detention centers for illegals waiting for deportation.
Obama will ask for 10 billion in research to make America hair equal.
George Bush admits the use of water boarding was as punishment not torture for those that didn't like Laura's cooking.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 6.10.09
Missi has calculated herself to a coffeshop on 5th st in downtown LA. It is an uneasy morning for her and she is finding it uncomfortable and stressing to be up and about. She asks if they have a 'Malabar' and could only get a negative nod.
She orders an ice coffee.
KOFFEE KHAT 6.10.09
Condi was spotted at a S&M convention signing up "toturees'.
Trekkies will go to war on deciding who was the best captain KIRK or PICARD. In their deliberations will turn over the chair to a Borg.
The Sexual Liberation Front will file for bankruptcy if it doesn't come up with a new sexual position in two months.
If you are an Aries you will switch from Ham radio to Fm in Defense of Swine Flu and drink so much coffee that people will rub against you to stay awake.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
She orders an ice coffee.
KOFFEE KHAT 6.10.09
Condi was spotted at a S&M convention signing up "toturees'.
Trekkies will go to war on deciding who was the best captain KIRK or PICARD. In their deliberations will turn over the chair to a Borg.
The Sexual Liberation Front will file for bankruptcy if it doesn't come up with a new sexual position in two months.
If you are an Aries you will switch from Ham radio to Fm in Defense of Swine Flu and drink so much coffee that people will rub against you to stay awake.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 5.30.09
Missi finds herself in La Canada at a hillside coffee shop, She takes a seat with a view and opens her laptop and orders a 'Tanzanian Peaberry'. They didn't have any 'Peaberry' today. She ordered a Mocha and enjoyed the tranquil setting.
KOFFEE KHAT 5.30.09
Sotomayor will express herself as a Mayan-Christian and legalize graffiti as long as it blessed with holy water.
Obama is still fist bumping his wife with the classic knuckle bump, then measuring it with a vertical fist bump followed by a double tap overhand finishing with the exploding fist expression.
All text messaging will be blamed for teenage frailties.
If you are a Leo it is understood that racism by nature is born of ignorance, your claim this week that the Irish control the media will still seem particularly uneducated.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 5.30.09
Sotomayor will express herself as a Mayan-Christian and legalize graffiti as long as it blessed with holy water.
Obama is still fist bumping his wife with the classic knuckle bump, then measuring it with a vertical fist bump followed by a double tap overhand finishing with the exploding fist expression.
All text messaging will be blamed for teenage frailties.
If you are a Leo it is understood that racism by nature is born of ignorance, your claim this week that the Irish control the media will still seem particularly uneducated.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 5.19.09
Missi calculations has put herself at a coffee shop on Washington in Marina Del Rey. It has outside seating's tabled with fresh flowers. The morning is bright and fresh when she asks if they have any 'Haitian Bleu'. Not expecting a yes and that is what she received, so she order a Moca and settled herself comfortably.
KOFFEE KHAT 5.19.09
Hillary is sure she has an overactive responsibility gene.
Pelosi will have a press conference and announce that 9.11 was a deep dark mistake and it is wrong to torture these poor oil rich people who scared the hell out of her.
The Church of Scientology will product a robot called Tom Cruise....... the robot's motherboard crashes when the users tries to update software for age appropriate dress, hair and behavior.
There are now 53 reasons not to by Crocs.
Predictions are especially difficult if they are about the future......Yogi Berra
When Mozart stood before a piano, he said to have seen not a series of black and white keys, but rather an entire symphony. If you are a Pisces something similar can be said about you and an unconscious women.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 5.19.09
Hillary is sure she has an overactive responsibility gene.
Pelosi will have a press conference and announce that 9.11 was a deep dark mistake and it is wrong to torture these poor oil rich people who scared the hell out of her.
The Church of Scientology will product a robot called Tom Cruise....... the robot's motherboard crashes when the users tries to update software for age appropriate dress, hair and behavior.
There are now 53 reasons not to by Crocs.
Predictions are especially difficult if they are about the future......Yogi Berra
When Mozart stood before a piano, he said to have seen not a series of black and white keys, but rather an entire symphony. If you are a Pisces something similar can be said about you and an unconscious women.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 5.07.09
Missi is at a cafe on Wilshire in West Hollywood. She asks if they have 'Brazilian Santos'.
The reply was 'no, but they might have it at McDonalds.'
'What'
KOFFEE KHAT 5.07.09
The next Supreme Court appointee will be an Alpha Black Jewish Women who is Gay and will remind you of Jamie Foxx.
Obama was spotted in the back of a Chevy pickup on a back road in Alabama standing poised with his hands on his hips, head turned to the side slightly lifted wearing his cape flapping Captain Freedom suit.
Allen Spector will take his show on the road as a stand up comic to explain his conversion to the other side and it had nothing to do with Sarah Palin's romantic rejection.
If you are a Taurus, Mercury is in retrograde and you probably live in Milwaukee and psychoanalyze your friends and family have driven all Geminis into a singular bipolar schizophrenic bisexual diverse entity of wanting for a spontaneous bar fighting family circle moment.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
The reply was 'no, but they might have it at McDonalds.'
'What'
KOFFEE KHAT 5.07.09
The next Supreme Court appointee will be an Alpha Black Jewish Women who is Gay and will remind you of Jamie Foxx.
Obama was spotted in the back of a Chevy pickup on a back road in Alabama standing poised with his hands on his hips, head turned to the side slightly lifted wearing his cape flapping Captain Freedom suit.
Allen Spector will take his show on the road as a stand up comic to explain his conversion to the other side and it had nothing to do with Sarah Palin's romantic rejection.
If you are a Taurus, Mercury is in retrograde and you probably live in Milwaukee and psychoanalyze your friends and family have driven all Geminis into a singular bipolar schizophrenic bisexual diverse entity of wanting for a spontaneous bar fighting family circle moment.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 4.28.09
Missi is in Old Town Pasadena in a off Colorado cafe with a Bohemian atmosphere. It has velvety sofas and centerpiece Hookahs. She sets up her laptop and becomes comfortable before the waitress comes over for an order.
" do you have 'Rwanda Karabas'?"
The waitress replied in a manner that words were not needed for a no.
Missi ordered the house espresso.
KOFFEE KHAT 4.28.09
Big cheesy ass women will make a comeback and find representation in fast food commercials.
Obama and Biden took their annual AIDS test together.
The National Knife Association lost again.
Dennis Kucinich will run for President again and offer free Pilot Licenses to illegal aliens.
If you are an Aries you will go to church sit in the back row and start singing a medley of Elvis songs starting with 'Hard Headed Women'.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
" do you have 'Rwanda Karabas'?"
The waitress replied in a manner that words were not needed for a no.
Missi ordered the house espresso.
KOFFEE KHAT 4.28.09
Big cheesy ass women will make a comeback and find representation in fast food commercials.
Obama and Biden took their annual AIDS test together.
The National Knife Association lost again.
Dennis Kucinich will run for President again and offer free Pilot Licenses to illegal aliens.
If you are an Aries you will go to church sit in the back row and start singing a medley of Elvis songs starting with 'Hard Headed Women'.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
Monday, April 13, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 4.13.09
Missi went to a cafe on Melrose in Hollywood for her morning convention. She sat down flipped her laptop and asked the waiter if they had a ' Kenya Blue Mountain'.
He said, 'maybe next week'.
She looked at him in a funny way and ordered a Mocha.
This was not a particularly high energy morning so she sat back and enjoyed the slow movement of others their colors were consistent and quiet. The dream patterns were still probably suppressed . What she was reading had a stop-go pattern with a soft structure and abstractly fragmented determination.
KOFFEE KHAT 4.13.09
Ralph Nader will run for President in 2012 so he can be on Larry King Live.
Ellen Degeneres admits that things were more fun in the closet.
Obama will host SNL and do some Comedy OBamady to show how comically bankrupt he is.
African-Americans are still looking for political representation in Iraq........ and Afghanistan.......and Pakistan.
Hillary has gone thru a medical procedure that will give her a never ending smile. She denies that she has had surgery only that she has been politically upgraded.
If you are a Taurus you will find your moon ascending into Neptune's Third House and have a reflex response to any thumb in the upward or downward position.
Kate Kouric is a piece of perk.
He said, 'maybe next week'.
She looked at him in a funny way and ordered a Mocha.
This was not a particularly high energy morning so she sat back and enjoyed the slow movement of others their colors were consistent and quiet. The dream patterns were still probably suppressed . What she was reading had a stop-go pattern with a soft structure and abstractly fragmented determination.
KOFFEE KHAT 4.13.09
Ralph Nader will run for President in 2012 so he can be on Larry King Live.
Ellen Degeneres admits that things were more fun in the closet.
Obama will host SNL and do some Comedy OBamady to show how comically bankrupt he is.
African-Americans are still looking for political representation in Iraq........ and Afghanistan.......and Pakistan.
Hillary has gone thru a medical procedure that will give her a never ending smile. She denies that she has had surgery only that she has been politically upgraded.
If you are a Taurus you will find your moon ascending into Neptune's Third House and have a reflex response to any thumb in the upward or downward position.
Kate Kouric is a piece of perk.
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