Missi is on Lake St. in Pasadena after she has read from People Magazine and iafrica. She orders 'Jamaican Blue' and settles for the house special. After searching her laptop she finds that 30 people in a Christian Village have been killed in Central Nigeria by Muslim herdsman.
KOFFEE KHAT 10.18.2012
Obama has decided to take off the gloves and put on the mitts, by channeling Romney's ability to call both sides to exist peacefully with radically different ideas. Then channel Abraham Lincoln and blame the civil war on the movie "Gone with the Wind".
O.J in interest of paying off his debt will go on Pawn Stars to sell the knife he killed Goldman and Brown .
Obama will concede that once a welfare mentality always a welfare mentality.
If you are a Gemini, Mars will be in Aquarius, you will have an contest of personality of a radical cult leader and a ticket brokers trying to sell tickets to the unemployed.
koffee khat
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Thursday, September 13, 2012
KOFFEE KHAT 9.13.12
Missi is in West Covina on Glendora with her readings from Mother Jones and the Progressive Populist. She finds a nice space and unfolds her laptop only to discover that Africa has the shiniest fruit in the world and new species of monkeys found in the Congo that resembles Prince Charles. She asks for a "Kopi Sunda" and is finally served a Latte.
KOFFEE KHAT 9.13.12
Romney has a new campaign song " Offshore is my Shore".
Paul Ryan will claim to be part Kenyan because of his marathon time and an ancestor to Obama's father. His campaign song will be "My Lie is your Lie' and then go on to claim a win in the Tour De France.
The new currency in the South will become Bacon.
Women will continue to look for ways to outspend what their husbands make.
If you are a Taurus, Leo is in the second House with a lunar mansion. Your will be looking for an emotional reincarnate of a radioactive chickenhead that will be in search of Cream of Elephant Soup.
KOFFEE KHAT 9.13.12
Romney has a new campaign song " Offshore is my Shore".
Paul Ryan will claim to be part Kenyan because of his marathon time and an ancestor to Obama's father. His campaign song will be "My Lie is your Lie' and then go on to claim a win in the Tour De France.
The new currency in the South will become Bacon.
Women will continue to look for ways to outspend what their husbands make.
If you are a Taurus, Leo is in the second House with a lunar mansion. Your will be looking for an emotional reincarnate of a radioactive chickenhead that will be in search of Cream of Elephant Soup.
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
KOFFEE KHAT 08.15.2012
Missi is in Glendale after her readings from the Village Voice and the North Korean News. This location is more of a pastry kitchen than coffee shop.......anyway she orders an "Alto Grande" and eventually has a danish and Latte.
KOFFEE KHAT 8.15.12
Obama while campaigning in Iowa declared that his family were once "corn pickers" and how he is happy to be back since there is nothing to pick.
I'm still confused if Paul Ryan is related to Ron Paul or Rand Paul, would it be easier if he changed his name to Ryan Paul, could they all be the offspring of Ayn Rand. All and all it is appalling.
I'm thankful for laughter except when milk comes out my nose.
Because of the effects of Global Warming, Texas is a place of all hats and no cattle.
If you are a Gemini, your Sun is in conjunction and sextile with Jupiter. Your life goals will be challenged with the merge of Hindus and Jews. You will now be referred to as a HinJew and what is more important Nirvana or Bar Mitzvah.
Monday, February 13, 2012
KOFFEE KHAT 2.13.12
Missi is on Altadena in Altadena after readings from Mother Jones and the New York Observer. Now is looking for a place to become comfortable and does . She sits down after a short time asks for a "Monte Cerrado" and settles for the house special. She opens her laptop to find that the Komen Foundation is offering pink handguns to promote breast cancer awareness month. This is the popular Wacther P-22 for Pistol Annie's to regulate the culture wars.
KOFFEE KHAT 2.13.12
Rick Santorum will refer to his alternate brain as the Blue Latino to dispel any deep confusion.
Newt after his Presidency will choose between Del Boca Vista and the Lunar Space Colony as his retirement Palace.
Gov. Brewer will define her relationship on the tarmac with Obama as "Amazing Sales".
Kate Winslet will again find a reason to become naked in another movie.
If you are a Leo, Saturn is at Libra in the 7th House, your astrological progression will cause you to get into a bar fight with someone with the astrological chart of Jesus Christ and you will find fashion with a pretentious butterfly.
KOFFEE KHAT 2.13.12
Rick Santorum will refer to his alternate brain as the Blue Latino to dispel any deep confusion.
Newt after his Presidency will choose between Del Boca Vista and the Lunar Space Colony as his retirement Palace.
Gov. Brewer will define her relationship on the tarmac with Obama as "Amazing Sales".
Kate Winslet will again find a reason to become naked in another movie.
If you are a Leo, Saturn is at Libra in the 7th House, your astrological progression will cause you to get into a bar fight with someone with the astrological chart of Jesus Christ and you will find fashion with a pretentious butterfly.
Monday, January 16, 2012
KOFFEE KHAT 1.16.12
Missi is in Los Angeles on Zonal in a little cafe enjoying her morning after readings from the Financial Times and the North Korean News. She opens her laptop to search and discovers that a man was rewarded 7.5 million after being in an accident causing his penis to shrink by an inch and a half. She asks for a 'La Minita' and settles for the house special.
KOFFEE KHAT 1.16.12
Ron Paul will struggle with wealth bondage and start a Monty Python revival hysterically enforcing an explicit coordinated methods to show the value of wearing Esther Williams Swimwear.
A raw story of Rick Santorum will expose him as a lost angry detective in a liberal crisis with Zionist for publishing right to the Elephant Journal.
After blaming Santa for the social psychosis John Huntsman will run off to Uganda to protect the sexual minorities.
Ben and Jerry will come out with a new flavor called "Mitt's Minty Mint' consisting of Fudgy Brownies, Waffle Cones, Potato Chip Clusters in a Pineapple Swirl.
If you're a Leo your 7 th House is in Saturn and your Moon is Sextile to Mars. Your aspire to be a conservative celebrity by yodelling like a llama.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk
KOFFEE KHAT 1.16.12
Ron Paul will struggle with wealth bondage and start a Monty Python revival hysterically enforcing an explicit coordinated methods to show the value of wearing Esther Williams Swimwear.
A raw story of Rick Santorum will expose him as a lost angry detective in a liberal crisis with Zionist for publishing right to the Elephant Journal.
After blaming Santa for the social psychosis John Huntsman will run off to Uganda to protect the sexual minorities.
Ben and Jerry will come out with a new flavor called "Mitt's Minty Mint' consisting of Fudgy Brownies, Waffle Cones, Potato Chip Clusters in a Pineapple Swirl.
If you're a Leo your 7 th House is in Saturn and your Moon is Sextile to Mars. Your aspire to be a conservative celebrity by yodelling like a llama.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk
Saturday, December 24, 2011
KOFFEE KHAT 12.24.11
Missi is in Santa Monica on Broadway in a small cafe from her readings of Esquire and National Lampoon. She finds a comfortable table and opens up her laptop only to discover that Festivus still lives at Festivusweb.com and Denver's Festivus Film Festival. She asks if they have a 'Sumatra' and settles for a Latte.
KOFFEE KHAT 12.24.11
After the end of his presidency, Obama will star in the remake 'It's A Wonderful Life'.
Newt will join the school of "Jack Kerouac's School of Disembodied Poetics".
Rick Perry will start a school on how to groom chicken feathers.
Ron Paul and his colleagues will buy handicap scooters and go to WalMarts to play bumper cars.
If you are Libra, your Moon is in Capricorn with your Quincunx aspect having nothing to do with your Sun. You will become a Yuk 'n Yum law nut selling Amish nose rings and be voted Almost Gaymost and makes Films of Naked Nerds.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 12.24.11
After the end of his presidency, Obama will star in the remake 'It's A Wonderful Life'.
Newt will join the school of "Jack Kerouac's School of Disembodied Poetics".
Rick Perry will start a school on how to groom chicken feathers.
Ron Paul and his colleagues will buy handicap scooters and go to WalMarts to play bumper cars.
If you are Libra, your Moon is in Capricorn with your Quincunx aspect having nothing to do with your Sun. You will become a Yuk 'n Yum law nut selling Amish nose rings and be voted Almost Gaymost and makes Films of Naked Nerds.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Sunday, December 4, 2011
KOFFEE KHAT 12.04.11
After readings for the NY Post and Esquire has found herself in a cafe in Culver City, she opens up her laptop only to discover that they are still selling Barack toilet paper that's funky junky. She orders a 'Kalossi' and is denied and settles for a Latte.
KOFFEE KHAT 12.04.11
Herman 'Can' Cain will disable his able so he can find his 6 to combine with his 9.
Keystone wants to build a pipeline to transport crude thru Dick Cheney's backyard and then over and under to Newt's backyard that will become lost for a few months and find it's way back to the US via Venezuela under the policy of National Security.
Cleopatra will make a comeback as Captain Dyke courting the Rain Man somewhere on the Northern Coast of Africa.
If you are a Capricorn your Moon is in Aries and and Sun in Sagittarius and you are progressing into a solar arc. You will be discovered as Gepetto who when you get away with a lie get a woody.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 12.04.11
Herman 'Can' Cain will disable his able so he can find his 6 to combine with his 9.
Keystone wants to build a pipeline to transport crude thru Dick Cheney's backyard and then over and under to Newt's backyard that will become lost for a few months and find it's way back to the US via Venezuela under the policy of National Security.
Cleopatra will make a comeback as Captain Dyke courting the Rain Man somewhere on the Northern Coast of Africa.
If you are a Capricorn your Moon is in Aries and and Sun in Sagittarius and you are progressing into a solar arc. You will be discovered as Gepetto who when you get away with a lie get a woody.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
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