Sunday, December 4, 2011

KOFFEE KHAT 12.04.11

After readings for the NY Post and Esquire has found herself in a cafe in Culver City, she opens up her laptop only to discover that they are still selling Barack toilet paper that's funky junky. She orders a 'Kalossi' and is denied and settles for a Latte.

KOFFEE KHAT 12.04.11

Herman 'Can' Cain will disable his able so he can find his 6 to combine with his 9.

Keystone wants to build a pipeline to transport crude thru Dick Cheney's backyard and then over and under to Newt's backyard that will become lost for a few months and find it's way back to the US via Venezuela under the policy of National Security.

Cleopatra will make a comeback as Captain Dyke courting the Rain Man somewhere on the Northern Coast of Africa.

If you are a Capricorn your Moon is in Aries and and Sun in Sagittarius and you are progressing into a solar arc. You will be discovered as Gepetto who when you get away with a lie get a woody.

Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.


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