Saturday, December 24, 2011

KOFFEE KHAT 12.24.11

Missi is in Santa Monica on Broadway in a small cafe from her readings of Esquire and National Lampoon. She finds a comfortable table and opens up her laptop only to discover that Festivus still lives at Festivusweb.com and Denver's Festivus Film Festival. She asks if they have a 'Sumatra' and settles for a Latte.

KOFFEE KHAT 12.24.11

After the end of his presidency, Obama will star in the remake 'It's A Wonderful Life'.

Newt will join the school of "Jack Kerouac's School of Disembodied Poetics".

Rick Perry will start a school on how to groom chicken feathers.

Ron Paul and his colleagues will buy handicap scooters and go to WalMarts to play bumper cars.

If you are Libra, your Moon is in Capricorn with your Quincunx aspect having nothing to do with your Sun. You will become a Yuk 'n Yum law nut selling Amish nose rings and be voted Almost Gaymost and makes Films of Naked Nerds.


Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

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