KOFFEE KHAT 5.20.10

Missi charted herself to a coffee house in Leimert Park near USC after reading Vogue and a 7.12.2001 edition of Time. She asked for a 'Kona Fancy' and ended up with the House Ice Coffee. As she was searching the Web she came upon some news that a man in China was sentenced to death for an Ant Farm scheme where he made Millions.

KOFFEE KHAT 5.20.10

Elena Kagan , after her approval to the Supreme Court, will start dating Barney Franks and eventually "Out" him as a closet Hetero.

Allen Specter will with a sense of Loss will search for new political ground and be saved by the
T-Party and become friends with Ralph Nader.

ACLU will continue to search for a Legal case for al-Qaeda

Conspiracy Theories will prevail of the Gulf Oil Rig Explosion, GORE. One being that is was a dispatched strike by Hugo Chavez to destroy and nationalize American Oil.

PETA will support Arizona's Immigration Laws with the knowledge that the illegals are here to support cultural Cock and Bull Fights.

If you are a Libra Mars at 18 Leo 26' went retrograde 18 Leo 42' causing your to psychoanalyse your Leo friends as being generally Wrong and find circus acts to be Profound.


Gorgeous George is a Piece of Perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 5.12.10

Missi is in a coffee shop in Santa Monica on Broadway. She is getting comfortable searching the Internet when she asks the waitress for a 'La Minta Dark' and with a negative reply request a latte. She notices on her search that with Mexican Law men can be imprisoned up to 5 years for jealously or sexual indifference.

KOFFEE KHAT 5.12.10

Atheist human rights lawyers are producing a case to have Pope Benedict arrested.

Michael Steele will change his rally chant of 'Drill, Baby, Drill' to 'Burn , Baby, Burn'.

Bill Clinton will become the new dictator of Haiti and Hillary will run for President of Pakistan.

All people named Miranda will have succeeded in leaving Arizona.

If you are a Pisces you will drop acid and watch pixulated TV for two years and then with your chunky junk trunk try to past as a undercover blonde in the Congo looking for the bush kangaroo.

Gorgeous George is piece of perk.