Wednesday, May 12, 2010

KOFFEE KHAT 5.12.10

Missi is in a coffee shop in Santa Monica on Broadway. She is getting comfortable searching the Internet when she asks the waitress for a 'La Minta Dark' and with a negative reply request a latte. She notices on her search that with Mexican Law men can be imprisoned up to 5 years for jealously or sexual indifference.

KOFFEE KHAT 5.12.10

Atheist human rights lawyers are producing a case to have Pope Benedict arrested.

Michael Steele will change his rally chant of 'Drill, Baby, Drill' to 'Burn , Baby, Burn'.

Bill Clinton will become the new dictator of Haiti and Hillary will run for President of Pakistan.

All people named Miranda will have succeeded in leaving Arizona.

If you are a Pisces you will drop acid and watch pixulated TV for two years and then with your chunky junk trunk try to past as a undercover blonde in the Congo looking for the bush kangaroo.

Gorgeous George is piece of perk.

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