KOFFEE KHAT 10.30.10

After readings from the Christian Science Monitor and The Daily Beast, Missy found herself at a coffee cafe on Glendora in West Covina. She asks for a "Monte Cerrado" and ends up with an Ice Tea. She is searching the net when she discovers a link that has the guest and dress list of for the White House Halloween Party.

KOFFEE KHAT 10.30.10

Obama will be the Master as in the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" and will be wearing Calvin Klein's Lace Garter High Hosiery . The entire ensemble will be in purple and white. Michelle Obama will be dressed in knee length boots, a black bikini, Douglas MacArthur's Commander's Hat carrying a whip with a small patch of hair under her nose. You get the picture. Diane Sawyer will go as Walter Cronkite and will talk moustache with Michelle. Brian Williams will go as Brian Williams. Katie Couric will go as Christine O'Donnell. Christine O'Donnell will go as Katie Couric. They will both transform into Clare Boothe Luce by the end of the night. Wikileak's Julian Assange will go as Oprah. Oprah will go as someone trying to fit into Obama's pants consequently start a dance line doing the Hop. When the entire party joins the dance line Howard Hughes will descend dressed in a Loin Cloth wave at the party and fly way in his Spruce Goose.

KOFFEE KHAT 10.16.10

Missi after her readings from "Politico" and "People" is on Brookhurst in Anaheim. She asks for a "Malibar" and ends up with an ice tea. During her search she read that children now believe that Buzz Lightyear was the first man on the moon.

KOFFEE KHAT 10.16.10

Christine O'Donnel is will be exposed as Katie Couric lost little sister.

Lou Dobbs horse groomer and Meg Whitman maid will marry. Rick Sanchez will be minister and Jon Stewart will give away the bride . The bride and groom will both yodel "I Do".

Glacier National Park will be renamed.

It will be discovered that homophobes and Islamophobes are the same people. Islamophobia Person of the Year will go to Brigitte Bardot.

If you are a Scorpio your moon is at 23"20' with Venus in Capricorn squared to Jupiter in Aries.
You will campaign for breast feeding and Dodge Ball with your baby to become an Olympic sport.


Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.