Monday, March 28, 2011

KOFFEE KHAT 3.28.11

After reading 'The Daily Beast' and 'The Daily Swarm', Missi is now in a Cafe on Las Tunas in San Gabriel. It's a busy morning and she is wondering what she should asked for when it is time to ask she blurts out "Cocosam" and gets a questioning look from the counter clerk and then asks if they have a Latte and gets a 'Sure'. She settles into her laptop to find out that Forrest Gump is the best film character of our time.

KOFFEE KHAT 3.28.11

Obama is doing everything in his power to prove he doesn't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.

How do you spell Ka Daffy or is it Ca Daffy.

Boehner will come out in defense of higher radiation levels by claiming, "you just get a little bit more orange".

Charlie Sheen will show and tell what a Super Moon really is and speak Al-Jazeera English in Code Pink and accuse women of mass delusion.

8 year olds will demand breast enhancement from their parents to fit into their Abercombrie and Fitch bikini tops.

If you are a Capricorn your House is 37' degrees past the hour and you will become a lyrical poet effected by the dragon monster and become lost in a long vowel like a reckless lemon.


Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

KOFFEE KHKAT 3.10.11

Missi after reading from The Village Voice and Radar is in a coffee house on The Avenue of The Stars in Los Angeles. She has settled into a comfortable position and now is searching her laptop and found that Oklahoma leads the nation in women behind bars. She asks the waitress for a "Yellow Caturra" and settles for an Ice Coffee.

KOFFEE KHAT 3.10.11

Gadhafi will try to appease the rebels with a Disney Theme Park where he will be the mascot Goofy. Diane Sawyer will be Snow White and will name the Dwarfs later because she has to find her Mother Oprah who is lost in the Forest.

Christine Amanpour is wondering what happen to the Sunday Funnies.

The Three Cent Press has reported that Kristie Alley's dancing costume will be made of cotton candy and will address herself as the 'Sugar Butch Toy".

"Have it your Way" Whoppers will go thru a Change to " We Don't Bargain Collectively" Whopper.

Dove Candies and the Three Musketeers will merge and we will soon have a chewie called,"What Happen to the King".

If you are a Sagittarius, Mars is aspecting Mercury. You will get lost in Sabian Symbols, turn into a radical sex educator and sound like a sarcastic squirrel teaching Jesuit-Buddhist mathematics.


Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.