KOFFEE KHAT 12.24.11

Missi is in Santa Monica on Broadway in a small cafe from her readings of Esquire and National Lampoon. She finds a comfortable table and opens up her laptop only to discover that Festivus still lives at Festivusweb.com and Denver's Festivus Film Festival. She asks if they have a 'Sumatra' and settles for a Latte.

KOFFEE KHAT 12.24.11

After the end of his presidency, Obama will star in the remake 'It's A Wonderful Life'.

Newt will join the school of "Jack Kerouac's School of Disembodied Poetics".

Rick Perry will start a school on how to groom chicken feathers.

Ron Paul and his colleagues will buy handicap scooters and go to WalMarts to play bumper cars.

If you are Libra, your Moon is in Capricorn with your Quincunx aspect having nothing to do with your Sun. You will become a Yuk 'n Yum law nut selling Amish nose rings and be voted Almost Gaymost and makes Films of Naked Nerds.


Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 12.04.11

After readings for the NY Post and Esquire has found herself in a cafe in Culver City, she opens up her laptop only to discover that they are still selling Barack toilet paper that's funky junky. She orders a 'Kalossi' and is denied and settles for a Latte.

KOFFEE KHAT 12.04.11

Herman 'Can' Cain will disable his able so he can find his 6 to combine with his 9.

Keystone wants to build a pipeline to transport crude thru Dick Cheney's backyard and then over and under to Newt's backyard that will become lost for a few months and find it's way back to the US via Venezuela under the policy of National Security.

Cleopatra will make a comeback as Captain Dyke courting the Rain Man somewhere on the Northern Coast of Africa.

If you are a Capricorn your Moon is in Aries and and Sun in Sagittarius and you are progressing into a solar arc. You will be discovered as Gepetto who when you get away with a lie get a woody.

Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.