Wednesday, September 2, 2009

KOFFEE KHAT 9.02.09

Missi has searched her way to Marina Del Rey on Washington. There is allot of street action and the busy feeling is surrounding her. She moves inside for a sense of solitude only to be more activated. She asks for an 'Alto Grande' and receives a blank stare and settles for an ice coffee.

KOFFEE KHAT 9.02.09

Al Franken is still doing the math on how two people from different cultures could be watching the same program at the same time. Where do wise man come from.

Is Sarah Palin coherence challenge.

Pelosi was found on a conveyor belt of Twinkies Twittering as the Laughing Liberal.

Bernanke sees the light at the end of the tunnel, then realizes that he is in a house of mirrors and he is the one holding the flash light.

Obama will go into the state of stasis over who to appoint to the Death Panel.

If you an Aries your moon is in Scorpio, your sun in Virgo and your House is on roller blades swishing thru concrete parking bumpers and you will be attracted to a thirty year old thumb sucker.


Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

KOFFEE KHAT 8.26.09

Travis and Missi are enjoying some bisque at one of their favorite Bistro's in Santa Monica.

T. Is your client still dreaming of Michelangelo.
M. He still dreams of him and they are still walking the bridges of Florence.
T. What about the darkness.
M. He still has his fears.
T. It could be the separation of light from darkness.
M. Meaning.
T. It could be a connection of Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel Panel of the separation of light from darkness. With the separation became choice of belief in the darkness or the light.
Do you believe in your dreams or your reality. A matter of responsibility for your reality or to go chase a dream at the expense of your reality. Some will always be in Never Neverland.
M. That's the darkness.
T. The eternal child that never really grows.

Monday, August 10, 2009

KOFFEE KHAT 8.10.09

Missi early morning hangout for inspiration is located on Santa Monica Blvd. in West Hollywood.
It has a comfortable lounging area for lap toppers. The morning has bewilderment to it.....making everything seem curious.

KOFFEE KHAT 8.10.09

Paul Abdul not getting her demands from 'Idol' is wondering why they picked her in the first place.

With the 'Cash For Clunkers' being the first success of the Obama Administration, they will start a 'Cash for Classics'. This will involve us going to Cuba and buying all their Classics at bargain price and bringing them back and selling them at a profit so that we can pay for the 'Cash for Clunkers'. Socialism can work.........see

Arlen Specter will switch religions with the fear that Islam will overtake Christianity, then explain that Judaism was really his mother's choice.

If you are a Leo.... sexual prosperity will compliment you by an ethereal slow eater.


Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.

Friday, July 24, 2009

KOFFEE KHAT 7.24.09

Missi has found her way to Culver City on Venice Blvd. There is a nice room with comfortable seating ...she finds her seating and becomes comfortable. She asks for "Poco Fundo" and she could only get a look of what are you talking about ......... so she orders an ice coffee.

KOFFEE KHAT 7.24.09

Fruit Loops has replaced Wheaties as the breakfast of champions.

David Axelrod has been voted the 'World's Most Average Man'.

Women with all their advances continue to penetrate man's brainwaves with high pitched sounds.

Obama will continue to give entitlements without having all the facts.

Blue eyed American will face higher taxes unless related to Nancy Pelosi.

With the passing of Walter Cronkite, Jon Stewart will become America's most trusted broadcaster.


Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

KOFFEE KHAT 7.07.09

Missi and Travis are sharing some appetizers and wine at a bistro on Santa Monica Blvd. in Beverly Hills.

T. 'How was your day.'
M. 'I have a client who think he's spirited by Michelangelo.'
T. 'Have you seen his work.'
M. 'Well... he can't draw or sculpture or paint ... absolutely no artistic skills at all.'
T. 'I don't get it.
M. 'He dreams of him all the time... a dream in Florence where he is walking with him back and forth across bridges. Michelangelo is scared that his work is going to be destroyed by the darkness.'
T. ' The darkness.'
M. 'He believes that the darkness is coming and that it will take away the beliefs of his work.'
T. 'Does he know what the darkness is going to do.'
M. ' My client believes that the darkness is an order that does not believe in the creation of Adam.
T. ' What do you skills feel.'
M. 'I feel that the darkness is very real to him and it's not a statement of enlightenment or renaissance in fact the opposite..........It makes me nervous to think about.
T. 'Darkness can be a renaissance.'
M. 'To some.'
T. ' Let me work on this and I'll get back with you.'

Monday, June 29, 2009

KOFFEE KHAT 6.29.09

Missi found her way to Sun Valley on Goss. She went to a booth and opened her laptop and was feeling that it was way too early for this. She almost didn't ask for an exotic, but when the waiter came asked for a 'Kalossi' and was answered with a 'what'...... her day started to feel so much better.

KOFFEE KHAT 6.29.09

Pelosi will be intellectually challenge by a fourth grader.

Gov. Stanford will come under attack by the labor unions and the Colbert Nation for outsourcing and Colbert will run for Governor of the State.

Bon Jovi's song ' Who says you can't go home' will be play at all detention centers for illegals waiting for deportation.

Obama will ask for 10 billion in research to make America hair equal.

George Bush admits the use of water boarding was as punishment not torture for those that didn't like Laura's cooking.


Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

KOFFEE KHAT 6.10.09

Missi has calculated herself to a coffeshop on 5th st in downtown LA. It is an uneasy morning for her and she is finding it uncomfortable and stressing to be up and about. She asks if they have a 'Malabar' and could only get a negative nod.
She orders an ice coffee.

KOFFEE KHAT 6.10.09

Condi was spotted at a S&M convention signing up "toturees'.

Trekkies will go to war on deciding who was the best captain KIRK or PICARD. In their deliberations will turn over the chair to a Borg.

The Sexual Liberation Front will file for bankruptcy if it doesn't come up with a new sexual position in two months.

If you are an Aries you will switch from Ham radio to Fm in Defense of Swine Flu and drink so much coffee that people will rub against you to stay awake.


Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.