KOFFEE KHAT 9.07.10

Missi is in Santa Monica on Broadway in a coffeehouse getting comfortable after her readings from the "Hollywood Reporter" and the"New Republic". Opens her laptop and orders a "Maubesse" and settles for the house special and then searches and finds that the homeless in San Fransisco are protesting that McDonald's is conspiring against them for eliminating the dollar value menu and that all the employees speak Spanish.

KOFFEE KHAT 9.07.10

Jan Brewster brain freeze came from looking in the monitor and seeing Sarah Palin.

Dr.Seuss meets Bart Simpson meets Snookie meets Karzai on an American Street and become Zen Comic Heroes and then go attack the Angry Buddhist

James Cameron will go into the South American rain forest and film some indigenous tribal life and become transformed and never come back.

News has become so seriously slow that a new agency headline was that to pick pimples is harmful for your face.

If you are a Scorpio your house is retrograde with your moon ascending and you feel like a non rhotic psychedelic panda with bad astronomy and have the urge to do mathematical calculations on the stretching abilities of balloon animals.

Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 8.23.10

From readings of WOWOWOW and Village Voice is now in downtown L.A. around 4th and Main. She asks for a 'Pacamara' and settles with a house brew with a shot of tequila thinking this would settle her frenzied feelings that she been carrying around for a couple of weeks. She opens her laptop and searches to discover that 'bananaophia' is the new in fear.

KOFFEE KHAT 8.23.10

Obama and Pelosi will explore the way of 'Fatwa' and conclude that Peace will come when people whose name that starts with 'Mc' be changed to 'Mosque'. An example would be McCarron will now be MosqueCarron'.

Christiane Amanapour has a one year contract with Disney to speed date while taking a ride on 'Small World'.

Who would dare compare the world of Islam to Nazism, who would dare compare Saddam Hussien to Adolf Hilter.

Muscular atrophy is occurring in the right index finger of people who belong to the Internet and Gaming Addicts Club.

Ahmadinejad will retire to become a yoga instructor in New Jersey and set up a Jewish dating service.

If you are a Libra your house is in opposition to Venus and your conjugation is semi-sextile. You will see 12 Zen Baboons dancing with Bambi,go searching for Lavender ice cream and become a sensual vegan and have a sexual relationship with your ear hole.


Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 8.02.10

Missi has read from 'Yachting' and 'Daily Variety' and now is on Fair Oaks in Pasadena. A small coffee shop with little atmosphere but she is finding it comfortable enough to pull out her laptop and ask for a 'Yauco Selecto' and settle for an Ice Coffee.

KOFFEE KHAT 8.02.10

Elton John will make Julian Assange his Queen for a day and dedicate his new song 'PFF' 'Poppy Fields Forever'.

Oliver Stone will profess to be half Jewish and the other half will be determined by what country he is visiting.

Angelina Jolie will adopt a 27 year old Pakistani who will start dating Jennifer Aniston.

ISI will become a household name until it becomes connected to 9/11, then it will become a coffee house name.

LAGALABATATA is seeking equality among LAGALABATATA as soon as it can make up its mind to body movement moment.

If you are a Capricorn Jupiter is opposing Saturn and you should look out for Jupiter sneaking up behind your Uranus and this will cause your rising sign to ascend leaving you on top of a bus cheer leading for homemade macaroni and cheese.


Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 7.26.10

Missi is in this little coffee shop in Inglewood on La Brea searching her laptop for any disinformation. She becomes settled before she orders a ' Tarrazu ' without any positive response she orders the house blend.

KOFFEE KHAT 7.26.10

The NAACP has accused the T-Party of racism with the foundation that they have the patent for racist organization.

Dick Cheney will write a book 'The Cheney Doctrine' that will explain with scientific evidence that species can adapt and evolve with Oil spills.

Sarah Palin will play an Islamic woman named 'Katherine' in an adaptation of Shakespeare's 'Taming of the Shrew'.

Charley Rangel will pose nude for Vanity Fair and it will be in 3-D.

If you are a Leo your Moon is in Capricorn and your house is in Retrograde and you will find compatibility with a sarcastic sex toy.


Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 7.17.10

Missi has charted herself from readings of National Geographics and PC World. So she is sitting in a coffee house in Los Angeles on Sunset. She is hot and uncomfortable and the idea of coffee is not really what she wants but still asks if they have a "Dark Malibar". She settles for an Ice Tea and starts searching the web.

KOFFEE KHAT 7.17.10

The Hamptons will be turned over to some Indian Tribe ...who is holding now.

Tarzan was really a black man as was Babe Ruth.

Obama will try out his new swim stroke on his next visit to the Gulf.

A wax representation of Dick Cheney will be on exhibit at the George W. Bush Library. He will be dressed in Harley-Davidson leathers standing in a water bucket with a spear in one hand and a net in the other.

If you are a Leo your Moon is void and Mercury has ingressed. Your will become intoxicated by balloon juice and want to be addressed as Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, then request membership to the Axis of Logic to become a Juke Box Hero.


Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 6.20.10

Missi is on Colorado in Pasadena trying to get comfortable with her laptop, when she has a vision of being immaculate. She asks if they have 'Boquete' and settles for a milk.

KOFFEE KHAT 6.20.10

Adm. Thad Allen who was once a Muppet on Sesame Street will be asked to run for President.

The Administration with full support of Congress will waterboard Tony Howard.

Joe Barton being a Brother of Oil [BOO] will come out and apologize for the behavior of Osama Bin Ladin.

BP finds that non-truths produce more energy than truth and a solution for the environmental conscious.

The Chevron sign will change to a symbol of Jonathon Livingston Seagull.

If you are a Sagittarius your Sun is in Gemini with an aggressive water chart. A dude with a tude will go to the Zoo to argue with smirking monkeys.


Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 6.05.10

Missi has charted herself to Pico Blvd. in Santa Monica by a reading from Wall Street Journal and Vanity Fair. It a nice comfortable coffee house she sits and open her lap top and starts searching when the waitress comes over and Missi asks for a 'Jamaican Blue Mountain' with regrets she reorders an ice latte.

KOFFEE KHAT 6.05.10

Bin Laden was issued an ticket from Acapulco to New Orleans 4.12.10 wearing a green and yellow jump suit.

Obama will spend 2 billion in research to see if giraffes can swim.

Funyuns are the big sellers at Hemp Festivals.

Senator Reid is taking voice lessons from Cyndi Lauper so he can sound like Trace Adkins.

Al Gore expressing his anger about the Gulf Oil Rig Explosion [Gore] to Tipper got a 'Soo...
It's just a little spilt oil.' for a reply and concluded that she is a Sister Of Oil [SOO].


Gorgeous George is a piece of Perk.