Missi is in L.A. on West Jefferson in a small cafe asking if they have a "Rooibos" and not sure if she sounded like she had a speech impediment decided to have the house dark. Opened up her laptop only to discover that there is injustice in the world and all of a sudden is seems to be spreading.
KOFFEE KHAT 2.22.11
Wikileaks Julian Assauge threatened to expose the non-existence of the Easter Bunny if he is not given emancipation from his sexual behavior with everyone who he has had or tried to had.
Kids in the "Scared Straight" program will now have read Dick Cheney's health records.
Collective Bargaining is a non-social entity created by an Oligarchy to suppress individuals opinion into a union of non cooperative economic escapism.
Gov. Walker, the polymorphous rubberworking, whipspidered, geometric bubble blowing up his raw dawg warring bondage mastered.... well you know what I'm talking about.
If you are a Aries your Venus is in Saturn and your Sun is in Mars and your House is over the Moon so your life is an angel full of satyricon perversity.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
KOFFEE KHKAT 2.08.11
After readings from Billboard and Village Voice, Missi is in a cafe on W. Olympic in L.A.. She is searching the web when she orders a "Monte Cerrado" and settles for the house Latte. In her search comes upon a fact that one of every seven people in the U.S. are on Food Stamps.
KOFFEE KHAT 2.08.11
Mubarak will state his plea, " I did what I did because I thought you loved me." He then will wish everyone a Happy Valentines Day.
OBama will ask Mubarak to step down because there can only be one leader whose name resembles Barack and this could only lead to confusion and chaos. Mubarak will consider changing his name to McBozo.
The Chicago based Muslim Brotherhood does not like American journalist, ask Anderson Cooper who is right.
Unionized Team Mascots will Strike causing a Lockout of all Sports based on the facts that owners all have a Teddy Bear fetish.
If you are a Pisces, you are in conjunction with Venus , your emotions are brooding and your aspects are having fashion flashes with Turkey feathers.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 2.08.11
Mubarak will state his plea, " I did what I did because I thought you loved me." He then will wish everyone a Happy Valentines Day.
OBama will ask Mubarak to step down because there can only be one leader whose name resembles Barack and this could only lead to confusion and chaos. Mubarak will consider changing his name to McBozo.
The Chicago based Muslim Brotherhood does not like American journalist, ask Anderson Cooper who is right.
Unionized Team Mascots will Strike causing a Lockout of all Sports based on the facts that owners all have a Teddy Bear fetish.
If you are a Pisces, you are in conjunction with Venus , your emotions are brooding and your aspects are having fashion flashes with Turkey feathers.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Sunday, January 9, 2011
KOFFEE KHAT 1.09.11
Missi is on Ocean Park in Santa Monica after readings from "The Jerusalem Post" and " The Asia Times" sits down in a comfortable space and asked if the have "Toraja" and with a decline settles for the house coffee. She opens her laptop and finds that Wyoming Dept. of Revenue is resending sales tax on guns because of increased animosity towards tax field agents.
KOFFEE KHAT 1.09.11
Pelosi will leave as Speaker with a legacy of the perma grin and hand off the gavel to " Give me and excuse to Cry" Boehner.
Ted Williams got his wish to reincarnate but wasn't expecting to come back as a homeless black man whose throat goes deep.
HealthCare will dominate the rhetoric for the next two years without a conclusion causing Arlen Spector to come out of retirement.
"To Kill a Mockingbird and "Mein Kamp" will become required reading in Mexico's school system.
If you are a Taurus your Moon is at Pisces and Jupiter is in the 4th House causing you to Buzzflash into a Firedog and follow a General called Jesus and read Zen Comics.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 1.09.11
Pelosi will leave as Speaker with a legacy of the perma grin and hand off the gavel to " Give me and excuse to Cry" Boehner.
Ted Williams got his wish to reincarnate but wasn't expecting to come back as a homeless black man whose throat goes deep.
HealthCare will dominate the rhetoric for the next two years without a conclusion causing Arlen Spector to come out of retirement.
"To Kill a Mockingbird and "Mein Kamp" will become required reading in Mexico's school system.
If you are a Taurus your Moon is at Pisces and Jupiter is in the 4th House causing you to Buzzflash into a Firedog and follow a General called Jesus and read Zen Comics.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Thursday, December 30, 2010
KOFFEE KHAT 12.30.10
Missi is on Beverly in LA in a small cafe after readings from 'Nation' and 'Forbes'. She asks for a 'Longberry' and ends up with a Latte. She is searching the web when she comes upon news that Haiti may break out into Civil War.
KOFFEE KHAT 12.30.10
Advocates of the repeal of DADT now believe that dolphins are gay sharks.
The male gay community is having concerns about raising their intelligence to become Marines, having come to the conclusion that in this area penetration is lethal.
Mitch McConnel will find a way to a water park and look for the big slide and then look for Harry Reid to catch him at the end of the slide.
Sarah Palin is looking for a way to get Hillary in her back yard to ask her to 'redondicate'.
If you are a Leo your Moon is in Libra and Mercury is in Scorpio. You have the personality of a glasshouse mistress have a baby hippo for a pet and will hop a wagon to watch a muted Harry Potter movie.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 12.30.10
Advocates of the repeal of DADT now believe that dolphins are gay sharks.
The male gay community is having concerns about raising their intelligence to become Marines, having come to the conclusion that in this area penetration is lethal.
Mitch McConnel will find a way to a water park and look for the big slide and then look for Harry Reid to catch him at the end of the slide.
Sarah Palin is looking for a way to get Hillary in her back yard to ask her to 'redondicate'.
If you are a Leo your Moon is in Libra and Mercury is in Scorpio. You have the personality of a glasshouse mistress have a baby hippo for a pet and will hop a wagon to watch a muted Harry Potter movie.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Monday, December 13, 2010
KOFFEE KHAT 12.13.10
After readings from Pravada and Islam Republic Wire is seated in a coffee house on Rochester in LA comfortably searching the web, asks if they have "Toraja" and with a response of 'no', has some ice coffee.
KOFFEE KHAT 12.13.10
Cher had a nipple tuck and will vowel her life to Julian Assange and when he is free and will campaign for the decriminalization of all drugs.
Dick Cheney will go to jail in Nigeria and do hard labor with some of Obama's distant relatives and be transformed into a Voodoo Priest when released.
John Boehner theme song will be "Cry me a River" or Oprah's favorite 2Pac's " Hit Em UP".
If you are an Aries your Moon is in Pisces and your Sun in Libra. You will become a methadone pretty terminally unique fanatical apologist.
Gorgeous is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 12.13.10
Cher had a nipple tuck and will vowel her life to Julian Assange and when he is free and will campaign for the decriminalization of all drugs.
Dick Cheney will go to jail in Nigeria and do hard labor with some of Obama's distant relatives and be transformed into a Voodoo Priest when released.
John Boehner theme song will be "Cry me a River" or Oprah's favorite 2Pac's " Hit Em UP".
If you are an Aries your Moon is in Pisces and your Sun in Libra. You will become a methadone pretty terminally unique fanatical apologist.
Gorgeous is a piece of perk.
Monday, November 29, 2010
KOFFEE KHAT 11.28.10
Missi is on Lake in Pasadena after reading Dick Cheney's Blog and Cracked. She sat down and became comfortable with her laptop and searched out that Vietnam is prosecuting Bloggers. She asked the waitress for a "Yauco Selecto" and settled with their Latte.
KOFFEE KHAT 11.28.10
Anderson Cooper's New Year Resolution is to interview John Stossell in his bathroom.
TSA will start an airline called 'Massage Air'.
David Axelrod is still having trouble finding his runaway giraffe.
Wikileaks has discovered that Santa Claus has secretly finance all of Hollywood's right wing comedies.
If you are a Gemini, you arc of degrees is 177 with your House in Moon with Fixed Water Declining into Mutable Air causing Venus to Square with Pluto resulting in a Solar Return causing your evil robot to become a subservient chicken.
Gorgeous Gorge is piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 11.28.10
Anderson Cooper's New Year Resolution is to interview John Stossell in his bathroom.
TSA will start an airline called 'Massage Air'.
David Axelrod is still having trouble finding his runaway giraffe.
Wikileaks has discovered that Santa Claus has secretly finance all of Hollywood's right wing comedies.
If you are a Gemini, you arc of degrees is 177 with your House in Moon with Fixed Water Declining into Mutable Air causing Venus to Square with Pluto resulting in a Solar Return causing your evil robot to become a subservient chicken.
Gorgeous Gorge is piece of perk.
Monday, November 15, 2010
KOFFEE KHAT 11.16.10
After readings from Forbes and Radar, Missi is now in Santa Fe Springs on Shoemaker in a little coffee house asking if they have "Las Delicias" and settling for the house Latte. She starts her search when she finds that rice mills in India are conducting child and slave labor.
KOFFEE KHAT 11.16.10
Dominos will starts a campaign call the Mass American Enlightenment Pizza.
Jon Stewart and Cindy McCain will start a talk show on how to come out and then go back in without being recognized for coming out, they will also sell hats to facilitate the process.
Olberman will be suspended again for inventing a character called Hall Burton and satirically tearing him apart.
History will recognize "W" for being the funniest man in history.
If you are a Sagittarius, Saturn will be in your 2nd house with a Moon-Neptune aspect. You will date a cross dressing inflatable called Madonna and lunch until you thundergut.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk
KOFFEE KHAT 11.16.10
Dominos will starts a campaign call the Mass American Enlightenment Pizza.
Jon Stewart and Cindy McCain will start a talk show on how to come out and then go back in without being recognized for coming out, they will also sell hats to facilitate the process.
Olberman will be suspended again for inventing a character called Hall Burton and satirically tearing him apart.
History will recognize "W" for being the funniest man in history.
If you are a Sagittarius, Saturn will be in your 2nd house with a Moon-Neptune aspect. You will date a cross dressing inflatable called Madonna and lunch until you thundergut.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk
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