KOFFEE KHAT 4.28.10

Missi is at a coffee house in Whittier on Greenleaf. She finds a corner and gets comfortable hoping for reason to have interest in what she was doing there. She asks for a ' Altura Coatpec' and the response was a facial expression of what are you saying and Missi reply is that she will have an ice coffee.

KOFFEE KHAT 4.28.10

Vulcanologist are stating that melting ice sheets are taking great weight off the surface and is likely to free magna from the deep underground and that we can expect objects from future eruptions to resemble Al Gore.

Goldman Sachs and Friends will synthesize the debt to society by becoming part of Folsom City Blue Band with their opening song being 'Queerbucks'.

What part of illegal should be considered legal the 'gal', the 'ill' or the 'leg'.

Larry King will eat 21 lbs. of Pizza and only belch once and share the other 4 lbs. with a friend of his wife.

Toyota will open a new line of Hybrids called 'Mea Culpa'.

If you are a Leo your Sun is in Taurus and Moon at Libra. Meditation with your parrot will eliminate the staccato speed vibration in your system and you will lose anxiety of what herbicide, pesticide and artificial fertilizers treated your coffee.

Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 4.16.10

Missi is finding herself on Riverside Dr. in a Toluca Lake coffee cafe. She is deeply confident that this session will have a sense to it, but she is never sure. She asks for a 'La Minta dark roast' and as usual her request is not fulfilled and she settles for a latte. She open her laptop and searches for evidence of a quiet life.

KOFFEE KHAT 4.16.10

The T-Party will start throwing T-Bags into Boston Harbor for no new taxes. Sarah will campaign that 'She is not the One'. This is to secure her T-Bags don't go over the side.

Rahm Emanuel will show his great singularity with his order to the Cycle as an attentive aphorist to cover the fact that he is a menopausal stoner and Obama Zombie.

Israels are concerned that Obama's telepromting ventriloquism will cause an increase in Jack Boots.

If you are a Scorpio your Sun is in Leo and your house in in the Northern Hemisphere. You will feel as if you are on a Sacred Mountain with edible books and the Partridge Family's ' I Think I Love You' will resonate in your head. This should make Blonde Sense to you.

Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 3.30.10

Missi has found her way to a coffee cafe on Wilshire in West LA. It's a bright place that make her want to dance on her toes, but not that bright to make her spin on them. She goes to a table and gets comfortable and opens her laptop when she is approached for an order. " I'll have the Kopi Luwak". " No one by Kopi works here." was the reply. " Then I'll have an espresso".

KOFFEE KHAT 3.30.10

Facebook will take on the official euphemistic status for the act of face sucking or parts of.

Joe Biden will find the word 'Hullabaloo' offensive.

Pelosi and Friends broke San Francisco's Bank of America, the state of California and now is after the United States of America and They are 'go girl' serious.

The 2000 plus pages of Healthcare reform is causing peoples memory banks to overload making them seek healthcare to relieve the overload. A regenerative design the more you read about healthcare the more healthcare you need and if you don't read about healthcare. Well ...... Doctor...Doctor.... who's is going to pay your bill.

If you are a Capricorn your moon is at Libra and Mercury will square with Mars, your Sun is sextile with Pluto, your are in retrograde with Saturn and Neptune has entered Pisces and money will become a mutually symbolic shared illusion.

Gorgeous George is a piece of perk

KOFFEE KHAT 3.18.10

Missi is on Reseda Blvd in Northridge in a coffeehouse store where she makes herself comfortable at a table and orders a 'Panama Robusta'. She gets the usual negative and settles for an espresso. She feels nervous this morning and hopes that she can calm down someway.

KOFFEE KHAT 3.18.10

Tiger looking for a new image will change his name to Pussy Cat.......What's new...

After Obama's stay as President he will seek funding to build a college where he will be the head basketball coach . The name of the team will be the 'Obama Baraqi's'.

Pelosi will try to clone herself to emphasize the no need for men and to achieve the quest that it be all herstory instead history.

The Jewish World Review main story line will revolve around Homer Simpson.

If you are an Aries you will have the same horoscope as your pet Cockatoo who is a Pisces. A image of Jesus will appear to you in a piece of burnt toast and you will take the position of a sofa sissy for a week.

Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 2.24.40

Missi is in Long Beach on Broadway in a quaint coffee house with comfortable chairs and small tables. She finds a spot and gets comfortable opens up her laptop and senses a calm. She asks for a 'French Chicory' and settles for an espresso.

KOFFEE KHAT 2.24.20

The economy is so bad that Hotwheels is trading higher than GM and Chrysler.

Sarah Palin will challenge Sen. Reid to a hockey game.

Elton John claims that Jesus was a gay man and will balance his truth that Hitler was also gay.

Tiger will be endorsed by an assortment of cleaning products and establish a National Day of Apology, although he still not sure he can give up his driver.

If you are a Gemini, your sign is ascending with your moon blocking the sun. You will have headphone sex with Acid Girls and Skull Juice and go looking for a room full of fireflies in Milwaukee. You'll find sexual compatibility with with a disharmonious Taurus.


Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 2.04.10

Missi has charted her way to Arcadia on Sierra Madre Blvd. It's a coffee house with a library area , a laptop area and seating counter. She makes her way to the laptop area and becomes comfortable when she recognizes a long time ago friend.
M. Chrissy
C. Missi
M. What are you doing here, I thought you were off to Texas ... the Houston area.
C. Yes......Well ....what are you doing here.....
M. I came for some "Ethiopian Longberry".
C. What.......
M. No, Really what are doing here. Are you still with Phil.
C. Yes...

At that point Missi knew something was wrong.

M. What's wrong
C. What do you mean
M. There is something seriously wrong here

Chrissy became silent and there was a time that they were very close and trusted friends.

C. Phil isn't working anymore
M. He lost his job during all this economic mess.
C. It goes deeper than that. You know that he is a Structural Engineer.
M. I remember.
C. He was working on a project with a Biological Engineer and their findings were not accepted kindly by their superiors. He comes home one day and he never talks about his work mostly because I don't understand most of what he talks about. He says, 'They are trying to break prime rational numbers to destabilize structural core elements'.
M. What.....
C. A week later all that bank craziness happen and we have lost 90% of our savings, Phil's partner is gone and he has no idea where he is and the company isn't giving any information for Phil to contact him. A week later they make him a deal that permanently retires him, also all monies would be controlled by their banks so if he breaks the deal, we would have deeper financial problems .
M. Do you know what he was working on.
C. He wouldn't tell me , but what information I got from some of my friends and acquaintances before the fall was that he was working on a procedure called 'Hydraulic Fracturing'.
M. Never heard of it.
C. It is a very quiet situation.
M. So what do both of you do.
C. I own this place. I bought it from my personal Trust that I had and Phil comes and reads over at the library....... we have new friends ..... We are overall very comfortable. Phil was in here one day when he recognized one of the companies' workers, who is a off and on customer. He feels that they are watching.
There is this documentary just made exposing the problems of this drilling procedure called "Gasland". So we are watching to see what happens to it.

KOFFEE KHAT 1.20.10

Missi is in Anaheim on Brookhurst. It's a laid back atmosphere, calm , serene and ....hard to get service... so she goes to the counter and asks if they had a 'Siberia Pacamara'. The waitress replied, ' Yes.... Vanilla Mint flavored.' 'Are you serious' replied Missi. ' No, I'm Siberia' was the reply.
'I'll have a Latte.'
'Vanilla Mint....'.

KOFFEE KHAT 1.20.10

Richard Trumpka will run for President of the United States and have Todd Palin as a running mate.

Harry Reid will no longer privately refer to Obama as the 'Magic Negro' but now as the 'Magic Dragon'. Puff on that....

Pat Robertson will admit the whereabouts of Tiger. That he has been on a special mission for him and he has concern that he's not sure where he is now since he was asked to go to Hades and Tiger misunderstood and went to Haiti.

Harry and Nancy are starting to feel part of M.C. Esher's work 'Relativity'.

If you are Scorpio your moon is ascending into Neptune causing an embolismic lunation.
You will have sleep sex with a Homer Simpson stuff toy and become fixated with the letter "D".

Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.