Missi made her calculations and gridded herself to a coffee house on Franklin with her laptop. When she entered, she immediately felt an intense amount of energy and noticed an unusual amount of people with laptops. She looked for an area that was to her a prime vector.
The waiter came to take her order.
"do you have Sumatra Mandheling"
"no, but we have a Vietnamese Trung Nguyen."
Missi responded with a series of yeses.
Her body started feeling anxious and started a mini rocking motion. She then started to have a burning sensation in her extremities.
The waiter came with her order and asked if she was O.K.
She said yes but she wasn't.
She took a sip of her coffee and with that the anxiety and sensations increased. She put her hands under her buttocks and wrapped her legs around each other to control the rocking motion. Her body then contracted forcing her face on to her laptop, with a gasp , some panting and nasal drip all see could see was the letter "J".
KOFFEE KHAT 12.12.08
Corporate America has decided to outsource the American Government saving billions and billions. The country would be someplace in Central America and the agency would be called GOV. "G" as in George,"O" as in Oprah, "V" as in Victory. Corporate America is now owned by a small island nation somewhere close to New Zealand. Their problem is that Global Warming tides have eroded 1/3 of their land.
If you are a Aries, you will try Ben and Jerry's new 'Rat in a Trap' to avoid cat chocking trama, make sure that all sticky bits are consumed by a left to right licking motion.
Vegetable lovers are now being black listed as vegetable cannibals.
George Bush has a twin brother that lives in Afghanistan, revealing the real reason that he diverted the troops to Iraq.
Nancy Pelosi fears that the Castro District of San Fransico is going to confiscate her cosmetic cases and teeth brighteners, and that this would leave her to the foley of the gay makeover.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
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