KOFFEE KHAT 12.30.08

Missi is on Glendora in Glendora, because of her calculations, at a coffee shop sitting at the counter when she orders 'Guatemalan Huehuetenango'.
CP. " way what".
M. "I'll have a raspberry muffin and a white chocolate mocha".
It was a clear morning and her senses seemed normal until a three hundred pound women sat next to her invading her space.

KOFFEE KHAT 12.30.08

A major expose of 2009 will be that Rev. Wright was Obama's bowling coach and captain of the "Turkey Strikers".

Michael Jackson will reinvent himself from the Diana Ross and Elizabeth Taylor show, to the Spiderman with a Blago doo Carnival. You will see him as a reoccurring character on the "Flintstones".

Rev. Warren will give his Inaugural Invocation dressed as Elvis and do his impression of Little Richard's " Good Golly God"

Obama will walk hand and hand with a naked Osama at the parade to deterrorize America.
Obama."America has had enough fear, now is the time to move on in friendship and love.
Michelle is now wandering around looking for her Bell.

Madonna will be named #1 All World Sport, anyone care to be second.

Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.