Missi calculations has put herself at a coffee shop on Washington in Marina Del Rey. It has outside seating's tabled with fresh flowers. The morning is bright and fresh when she asks if they have any 'Haitian Bleu'. Not expecting a yes and that is what she received, so she order a Moca and settled herself comfortably.
KOFFEE KHAT 5.19.09
Hillary is sure she has an overactive responsibility gene.
Pelosi will have a press conference and announce that 9.11 was a deep dark mistake and it is wrong to torture these poor oil rich people who scared the hell out of her.
The Church of Scientology will product a robot called Tom Cruise....... the robot's motherboard crashes when the users tries to update software for age appropriate dress, hair and behavior.
There are now 53 reasons not to by Crocs.
Predictions are especially difficult if they are about the future......Yogi Berra
When Mozart stood before a piano, he said to have seen not a series of black and white keys, but rather an entire symphony. If you are a Pisces something similar can be said about you and an unconscious women.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 5.07.09
Missi is at a cafe on Wilshire in West Hollywood. She asks if they have 'Brazilian Santos'.
The reply was 'no, but they might have it at McDonalds.'
'What'
KOFFEE KHAT 5.07.09
The next Supreme Court appointee will be an Alpha Black Jewish Women who is Gay and will remind you of Jamie Foxx.
Obama was spotted in the back of a Chevy pickup on a back road in Alabama standing poised with his hands on his hips, head turned to the side slightly lifted wearing his cape flapping Captain Freedom suit.
Allen Spector will take his show on the road as a stand up comic to explain his conversion to the other side and it had nothing to do with Sarah Palin's romantic rejection.
If you are a Taurus, Mercury is in retrograde and you probably live in Milwaukee and psychoanalyze your friends and family have driven all Geminis into a singular bipolar schizophrenic bisexual diverse entity of wanting for a spontaneous bar fighting family circle moment.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
The reply was 'no, but they might have it at McDonalds.'
'What'
KOFFEE KHAT 5.07.09
The next Supreme Court appointee will be an Alpha Black Jewish Women who is Gay and will remind you of Jamie Foxx.
Obama was spotted in the back of a Chevy pickup on a back road in Alabama standing poised with his hands on his hips, head turned to the side slightly lifted wearing his cape flapping Captain Freedom suit.
Allen Spector will take his show on the road as a stand up comic to explain his conversion to the other side and it had nothing to do with Sarah Palin's romantic rejection.
If you are a Taurus, Mercury is in retrograde and you probably live in Milwaukee and psychoanalyze your friends and family have driven all Geminis into a singular bipolar schizophrenic bisexual diverse entity of wanting for a spontaneous bar fighting family circle moment.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 4.28.09
Missi is in Old Town Pasadena in a off Colorado cafe with a Bohemian atmosphere. It has velvety sofas and centerpiece Hookahs. She sets up her laptop and becomes comfortable before the waitress comes over for an order.
" do you have 'Rwanda Karabas'?"
The waitress replied in a manner that words were not needed for a no.
Missi ordered the house espresso.
KOFFEE KHAT 4.28.09
Big cheesy ass women will make a comeback and find representation in fast food commercials.
Obama and Biden took their annual AIDS test together.
The National Knife Association lost again.
Dennis Kucinich will run for President again and offer free Pilot Licenses to illegal aliens.
If you are an Aries you will go to church sit in the back row and start singing a medley of Elvis songs starting with 'Hard Headed Women'.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
" do you have 'Rwanda Karabas'?"
The waitress replied in a manner that words were not needed for a no.
Missi ordered the house espresso.
KOFFEE KHAT 4.28.09
Big cheesy ass women will make a comeback and find representation in fast food commercials.
Obama and Biden took their annual AIDS test together.
The National Knife Association lost again.
Dennis Kucinich will run for President again and offer free Pilot Licenses to illegal aliens.
If you are an Aries you will go to church sit in the back row and start singing a medley of Elvis songs starting with 'Hard Headed Women'.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
Monday, April 13, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 4.13.09
Missi went to a cafe on Melrose in Hollywood for her morning convention. She sat down flipped her laptop and asked the waiter if they had a ' Kenya Blue Mountain'.
He said, 'maybe next week'.
She looked at him in a funny way and ordered a Mocha.
This was not a particularly high energy morning so she sat back and enjoyed the slow movement of others their colors were consistent and quiet. The dream patterns were still probably suppressed . What she was reading had a stop-go pattern with a soft structure and abstractly fragmented determination.
KOFFEE KHAT 4.13.09
Ralph Nader will run for President in 2012 so he can be on Larry King Live.
Ellen Degeneres admits that things were more fun in the closet.
Obama will host SNL and do some Comedy OBamady to show how comically bankrupt he is.
African-Americans are still looking for political representation in Iraq........ and Afghanistan.......and Pakistan.
Hillary has gone thru a medical procedure that will give her a never ending smile. She denies that she has had surgery only that she has been politically upgraded.
If you are a Taurus you will find your moon ascending into Neptune's Third House and have a reflex response to any thumb in the upward or downward position.
Kate Kouric is a piece of perk.
He said, 'maybe next week'.
She looked at him in a funny way and ordered a Mocha.
This was not a particularly high energy morning so she sat back and enjoyed the slow movement of others their colors were consistent and quiet. The dream patterns were still probably suppressed . What she was reading had a stop-go pattern with a soft structure and abstractly fragmented determination.
KOFFEE KHAT 4.13.09
Ralph Nader will run for President in 2012 so he can be on Larry King Live.
Ellen Degeneres admits that things were more fun in the closet.
Obama will host SNL and do some Comedy OBamady to show how comically bankrupt he is.
African-Americans are still looking for political representation in Iraq........ and Afghanistan.......and Pakistan.
Hillary has gone thru a medical procedure that will give her a never ending smile. She denies that she has had surgery only that she has been politically upgraded.
If you are a Taurus you will find your moon ascending into Neptune's Third House and have a reflex response to any thumb in the upward or downward position.
Kate Kouric is a piece of perk.
Monday, March 30, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 3.29.09
Missi and Travis once a year hike for wildflowers, they collect, dry and mount the flowers. They have been doing this since college when they went to UCLA and took a Botany class together.
This year they decided to go to Griffith Park.
T.' Missi we should hike up to the Observatory.'
M.'That's a good idea . Your House suggest that there is a great deal of Harmony between Jupiter, Saturn and Neptune.'
T. 'Exactly how much harmony should I experience today.'
M.' A magical quintile between your key planets can fulfill your desires as long as you're willing to take responsibility for them.
T.' How much desire should I have.'
M.' Enough to fill your day.'
T.' Tell me then, what does Missi stand for.'
M.' I stand for many things.'
T.' How many meaning can a name have?'
M.' What do you mean.'
T. 'What's you real name.'
M.' My Mom named me "Mississippi".'
Travis looked at her in disbelief.
M. ' It's a long story.'
Travis grabbed her hand and they started their hike to the Observatory.
This year they decided to go to Griffith Park.
T.' Missi we should hike up to the Observatory.'
M.'That's a good idea . Your House suggest that there is a great deal of Harmony between Jupiter, Saturn and Neptune.'
T. 'Exactly how much harmony should I experience today.'
M.' A magical quintile between your key planets can fulfill your desires as long as you're willing to take responsibility for them.
T.' How much desire should I have.'
M.' Enough to fill your day.'
T.' Tell me then, what does Missi stand for.'
M.' I stand for many things.'
T.' How many meaning can a name have?'
M.' What do you mean.'
T. 'What's you real name.'
M.' My Mom named me "Mississippi".'
Travis looked at her in disbelief.
M. ' It's a long story.'
Travis grabbed her hand and they started their hike to the Observatory.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 3.14.09
Missi ventured into Long Beach on 4th st. to an art cafe. The customer base was a mix of students and professionals in a laid back atmosphere. A Parisian affaire with outdoor tables and paintings from locals on the wall. Missi asks for 'Jamaican Blue'.
The waitress thought she wanted some drugs. Missi orders a Mocha.
It was a pleasant morning and she like the art work. It had a breezy feeling with comfortable couches and Internet access.
KOFFEE KHAT 3.14.09
Hillary believes Republicans are not Christians and God is sitting in her seat.
Obama the advocate of change has accepted what was stupid a year ago as genius this year. What will he morph into next year?
Brittney Spears will establish a Totalitarian state somewhere between Fresno and Peru.
Colin Powell professes the value of marketing war.
The average American has more vacation time because they have three jobs to draw vacation from.
If you are a Leo you will buy a giraffe and teach it to step dance. Your love sign says you will go to a love party that will take three weeks to sober up from. The humanitarian side of you will form a organization to save children from serial celebrities.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
The waitress thought she wanted some drugs. Missi orders a Mocha.
It was a pleasant morning and she like the art work. It had a breezy feeling with comfortable couches and Internet access.
KOFFEE KHAT 3.14.09
Hillary believes Republicans are not Christians and God is sitting in her seat.
Obama the advocate of change has accepted what was stupid a year ago as genius this year. What will he morph into next year?
Brittney Spears will establish a Totalitarian state somewhere between Fresno and Peru.
Colin Powell professes the value of marketing war.
The average American has more vacation time because they have three jobs to draw vacation from.
If you are a Leo you will buy a giraffe and teach it to step dance. Your love sign says you will go to a love party that will take three weeks to sober up from. The humanitarian side of you will form a organization to save children from serial celebrities.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 3.03.09
Missi is in Redondo at a coffee house on Catalina, a comfortable setting. The bakery items seems to have more interest than coffee. Missi went to the counter and asked for 'Brazillian Santos'. The reply was shrug of the shoulders and a negative nod.
She ordered a White Moca Ice Coffee.
The coffee was more than satisfying and her senses became settled .
KOFFEE KHAT 3.03.09
Dick Cheney will start a band called the 'Dickie Chicks' and tour the state prison circuit, if that is not accepted he'll change the bands name to 'Chicks with Dicks'.
Obama is thinking about changing his name to Elvis Manilow.
This is to show his determination for change.
Congress will recognize that eating the McRib as a religious experience.
Rudy Giuliani stated that the Twin Tower tattooed on his ass will stand forever, even if his ass is sagging.
George Bush claims to have started more political fires than anyone and should be given credit for Global Warming. Al Gore agreed and turned over his Nobel Laureate.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
She ordered a White Moca Ice Coffee.
The coffee was more than satisfying and her senses became settled .
KOFFEE KHAT 3.03.09
Dick Cheney will start a band called the 'Dickie Chicks' and tour the state prison circuit, if that is not accepted he'll change the bands name to 'Chicks with Dicks'.
Obama is thinking about changing his name to Elvis Manilow.
This is to show his determination for change.
Congress will recognize that eating the McRib as a religious experience.
Rudy Giuliani stated that the Twin Tower tattooed on his ass will stand forever, even if his ass is sagging.
George Bush claims to have started more political fires than anyone and should be given credit for Global Warming. Al Gore agreed and turned over his Nobel Laureate.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
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