Missi is on Hawthorne Blvd. in Torrance in a small coffee pastry shop. It's sparse as far as comfort and her immediate feelings are to order and leave. She is tempted to not order an exotic but decides to order 'Brazilian Sweet Yellow'. The counter relies that she not familiar with 'Sweet Yellow' .... So Missi orders a Latte and a Blueberry muffin.
KOFFEE KHAT 12.09.09
Obama will ration options with a cap and then trade Nicolas Cage for Stanley McChrystal.
Bob Dylan Christmas Album has inspired the Rollings Stones to produce there own Christmas Album "Christmas on a Wild Train with Jumping Jack Flash', Featuring Cat Stevens.
The truth about Tiger Woods early morning departure will soon surface that he was going to the driving range and then drove into the fire hydrant and tree to avoid a squirrel.
If you are a Scorpio you will see yourself as a blond Zombie sitting in a sink bathing in caramel syrup, hoping to be in erotic comics as a ice cream cougar. It will be enough to frighten the devil.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 11.24.09
Missi is at a comfortable coffee house on Pico in Santa Monica. It's a bright morning and she is feeling a bubbliness in her talk. She asks if they have a 'Burnudi Kayanza Bwagi No.7'.
The reply was ' You're the second person to ask for that'.
'What' is all Missi could say.
She then ordered a milk.
KOFFEE KHAT 11.24.09
Sen. Reid is pondercating the conservative intelligence for a brown greedy interactive armchair generalist.
Obamanomics is doing the divergent dance to change the G spot to the F spot.
Pelosi is wearing a technicolor dream coat on a conveyor belt of cupcakes twittering, ' Would it be Historical if we could change the currency means of communication and have my face give it representation or maybe another addition on Mt. Rushmore'.
Hillary, Boxer, Feinstein and Pelosi will have a runoff for Stress Queen.
If you are a Gemini you are still half and half mixture of sublime frequency and always Laurel and never Hardy. Your moon is in Pisces so you will have a double date with a Barracuda and sing Popeye songs.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
The reply was ' You're the second person to ask for that'.
'What' is all Missi could say.
She then ordered a milk.
KOFFEE KHAT 11.24.09
Sen. Reid is pondercating the conservative intelligence for a brown greedy interactive armchair generalist.
Obamanomics is doing the divergent dance to change the G spot to the F spot.
Pelosi is wearing a technicolor dream coat on a conveyor belt of cupcakes twittering, ' Would it be Historical if we could change the currency means of communication and have my face give it representation or maybe another addition on Mt. Rushmore'.
Hillary, Boxer, Feinstein and Pelosi will have a runoff for Stress Queen.
If you are a Gemini you are still half and half mixture of sublime frequency and always Laurel and never Hardy. Your moon is in Pisces so you will have a double date with a Barracuda and sing Popeye songs.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
Monday, November 9, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 11.10.09
Missi is on Sixth st. in San Pedro at a long time local coffee house. She Asked if they had 'Don Pachi' and the reply that no one by that name works here, so she settled for an Italian Roast.
KOFFEE KHAT 11.10.09
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs will announce that he'll leave the White House for a position with the Cartoon Network and he will also do the voice over for Scooby-Doo.
Barbara Boxer will go cool hunting on the back of John Kerry's motorcycle looking for Republican fleshbots all the time hoping that she doesn't become a dirty dumb thing.
Kim Kardashian will have mud sex for charity and also be given the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval for cylinder preservation.
Pelosi will be found on a conveyor belt of Sno Balls twittering that she going become an instructor at a circus school teaching how to hang on by your teeth.
If you are an Aries your moon is in Leo and your Sun in Gemini and you head is listening to Cat Stevens song's about Lech Walesa, watch chick fights and dream about bald bears and anorexic turkeys.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk
KOFFEE KHAT 11.10.09
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs will announce that he'll leave the White House for a position with the Cartoon Network and he will also do the voice over for Scooby-Doo.
Barbara Boxer will go cool hunting on the back of John Kerry's motorcycle looking for Republican fleshbots all the time hoping that she doesn't become a dirty dumb thing.
Kim Kardashian will have mud sex for charity and also be given the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval for cylinder preservation.
Pelosi will be found on a conveyor belt of Sno Balls twittering that she going become an instructor at a circus school teaching how to hang on by your teeth.
If you are an Aries your moon is in Leo and your Sun in Gemini and you head is listening to Cat Stevens song's about Lech Walesa, watch chick fights and dream about bald bears and anorexic turkeys.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk
Thursday, October 29, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 10.29.09
Missi has read herself into a coffee house in Sherman Oaks on Ventura Blvd. She had a wandering moment, but soon felt comfortable. She ordered "Bugisu" and didn't get any response and then asked again only for the waiter to walk away. She sat there for a while and then opened her laptop ..... soon another waiter came by when she the ordered a milk with a muffin.
KOFFEE KHAT 10.29.09
Jay Leno is wondering if he had an affair would anyone care.
Jessica Simpson believes she deserves a Nobel Peace Prize since Obama says he doesn't.
Pelosi was found on a conveyor belt of HoHo's twittering that she will make a cameo appearance on '24' arriving by balloon.
If you are a Scorpio you'll find a way to smoke in a rain storm, then try to convince colleges that Popeye has transgendered into Jean Grey. You will dress as a poodle for Halloween.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 10.29.09
Jay Leno is wondering if he had an affair would anyone care.
Jessica Simpson believes she deserves a Nobel Peace Prize since Obama says he doesn't.
Pelosi was found on a conveyor belt of HoHo's twittering that she will make a cameo appearance on '24' arriving by balloon.
If you are a Scorpio you'll find a way to smoke in a rain storm, then try to convince colleges that Popeye has transgendered into Jean Grey. You will dress as a poodle for Halloween.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
Monday, October 12, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 10.12.09
Missi is in Redondo Beach coffee shop looking a comfortable place to sit and open her laptop. It's a cold morning and she want to get warm asks if they have a ' Peaberry' and settles for a Latte.
KOFFEE KHAT 10.12.09
Pelosi was found on a conveyor belt of 'Ding Dongs' twittering that she really does know her place.
Obama will celebrate his winning of the Nobel Peace Prize by inviting George W. and Dick Cheney over for dinner and thank them for their polices and they will reply that he is the most fluid gay speaker in Presidential history.
Hillary will be discovered as the "Phantom Nominator" and take a vacation listening to the sound of paper falling.
If you are a Leo you will have an out body experience, followed by an inside your body experience, followed by a do you really want me to tell you about it experience.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 10.12.09
Pelosi was found on a conveyor belt of 'Ding Dongs' twittering that she really does know her place.
Obama will celebrate his winning of the Nobel Peace Prize by inviting George W. and Dick Cheney over for dinner and thank them for their polices and they will reply that he is the most fluid gay speaker in Presidential history.
Hillary will be discovered as the "Phantom Nominator" and take a vacation listening to the sound of paper falling.
If you are a Leo you will have an out body experience, followed by an inside your body experience, followed by a do you really want me to tell you about it experience.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 9.23.09
Missi is at coffee house on Cahuenga when Matthew Fox walked in and sat down across from her ... she ordered the house special.
KOFFEE KHAT 9.23.09
Bill Maher believes that 30% of America is stupid, 30% crazy and the other 40% are Realites of Billites.
Pelosi will invite Kanye West and Taylor Swift to a scratch and smell summit.
Congress will spend the next 6 months on Town Hall reform.
Obama is still in the state of stasis on the Health Care Plan, even though it's being downgraded from Death Panels to Rationed Health Care.
If you are a Scorpio you will go to the library to resolve a paper fetish , only to discover that you have a latex fetish that was caused by your moon being in the state of waxing. Astral light will present you with a volume of Jon Stewart's 2007 CD's
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 9.23.09
Bill Maher believes that 30% of America is stupid, 30% crazy and the other 40% are Realites of Billites.
Pelosi will invite Kanye West and Taylor Swift to a scratch and smell summit.
Congress will spend the next 6 months on Town Hall reform.
Obama is still in the state of stasis on the Health Care Plan, even though it's being downgraded from Death Panels to Rationed Health Care.
If you are a Scorpio you will go to the library to resolve a paper fetish , only to discover that you have a latex fetish that was caused by your moon being in the state of waxing. Astral light will present you with a volume of Jon Stewart's 2007 CD's
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 9.02.09
Missi has searched her way to Marina Del Rey on Washington. There is allot of street action and the busy feeling is surrounding her. She moves inside for a sense of solitude only to be more activated. She asks for an 'Alto Grande' and receives a blank stare and settles for an ice coffee.
KOFFEE KHAT 9.02.09
Al Franken is still doing the math on how two people from different cultures could be watching the same program at the same time. Where do wise man come from.
Is Sarah Palin coherence challenge.
Pelosi was found on a conveyor belt of Twinkies Twittering as the Laughing Liberal.
Bernanke sees the light at the end of the tunnel, then realizes that he is in a house of mirrors and he is the one holding the flash light.
Obama will go into the state of stasis over who to appoint to the Death Panel.
If you an Aries your moon is in Scorpio, your sun in Virgo and your House is on roller blades swishing thru concrete parking bumpers and you will be attracted to a thirty year old thumb sucker.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 9.02.09
Al Franken is still doing the math on how two people from different cultures could be watching the same program at the same time. Where do wise man come from.
Is Sarah Palin coherence challenge.
Pelosi was found on a conveyor belt of Twinkies Twittering as the Laughing Liberal.
Bernanke sees the light at the end of the tunnel, then realizes that he is in a house of mirrors and he is the one holding the flash light.
Obama will go into the state of stasis over who to appoint to the Death Panel.
If you an Aries your moon is in Scorpio, your sun in Virgo and your House is on roller blades swishing thru concrete parking bumpers and you will be attracted to a thirty year old thumb sucker.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
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