Missi has found her way to a coffee cafe on Wilshire in West LA. It's a bright place that make her want to dance on her toes, but not that bright to make her spin on them. She goes to a table and gets comfortable and opens her laptop when she is approached for an order. " I'll have the Kopi Luwak". " No one by Kopi works here." was the reply. " Then I'll have an espresso".
KOFFEE KHAT 3.30.10
Facebook will take on the official euphemistic status for the act of face sucking or parts of.
Joe Biden will find the word 'Hullabaloo' offensive.
Pelosi and Friends broke San Francisco's Bank of America, the state of California and now is after the United States of America and They are 'go girl' serious.
The 2000 plus pages of Healthcare reform is causing peoples memory banks to overload making them seek healthcare to relieve the overload. A regenerative design the more you read about healthcare the more healthcare you need and if you don't read about healthcare. Well ...... Doctor...Doctor.... who's is going to pay your bill.
If you are a Capricorn your moon is at Libra and Mercury will square with Mars, your Sun is sextile with Pluto, your are in retrograde with Saturn and Neptune has entered Pisces and money will become a mutually symbolic shared illusion.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Thursday, March 18, 2010
KOFFEE KHAT 3.18.10
Missi is on Reseda Blvd in Northridge in a coffeehouse store where she makes herself comfortable at a table and orders a 'Panama Robusta'. She gets the usual negative and settles for an espresso. She feels nervous this morning and hopes that she can calm down someway.
KOFFEE KHAT 3.18.10
Tiger looking for a new image will change his name to Pussy Cat.......What's new...
After Obama's stay as President he will seek funding to build a college where he will be the head basketball coach . The name of the team will be the 'Obama Baraqi's'.
Pelosi will try to clone herself to emphasize the no need for men and to achieve the quest that it be all herstory instead history.
The Jewish World Review main story line will revolve around Homer Simpson.
If you are an Aries you will have the same horoscope as your pet Cockatoo who is a Pisces. A image of Jesus will appear to you in a piece of burnt toast and you will take the position of a sofa sissy for a week.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 3.18.10
Tiger looking for a new image will change his name to Pussy Cat.......What's new...
After Obama's stay as President he will seek funding to build a college where he will be the head basketball coach . The name of the team will be the 'Obama Baraqi's'.
Pelosi will try to clone herself to emphasize the no need for men and to achieve the quest that it be all herstory instead history.
The Jewish World Review main story line will revolve around Homer Simpson.
If you are an Aries you will have the same horoscope as your pet Cockatoo who is a Pisces. A image of Jesus will appear to you in a piece of burnt toast and you will take the position of a sofa sissy for a week.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
KOFFEE KHAT 2.24.40
Missi is in Long Beach on Broadway in a quaint coffee house with comfortable chairs and small tables. She finds a spot and gets comfortable opens up her laptop and senses a calm. She asks for a 'French Chicory' and settles for an espresso.
KOFFEE KHAT 2.24.20
The economy is so bad that Hotwheels is trading higher than GM and Chrysler.
Sarah Palin will challenge Sen. Reid to a hockey game.
Elton John claims that Jesus was a gay man and will balance his truth that Hitler was also gay.
Tiger will be endorsed by an assortment of cleaning products and establish a National Day of Apology, although he still not sure he can give up his driver.
If you are a Gemini, your sign is ascending with your moon blocking the sun. You will have headphone sex with Acid Girls and Skull Juice and go looking for a room full of fireflies in Milwaukee. You'll find sexual compatibility with with a disharmonious Taurus.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 2.24.20
The economy is so bad that Hotwheels is trading higher than GM and Chrysler.
Sarah Palin will challenge Sen. Reid to a hockey game.
Elton John claims that Jesus was a gay man and will balance his truth that Hitler was also gay.
Tiger will be endorsed by an assortment of cleaning products and establish a National Day of Apology, although he still not sure he can give up his driver.
If you are a Gemini, your sign is ascending with your moon blocking the sun. You will have headphone sex with Acid Girls and Skull Juice and go looking for a room full of fireflies in Milwaukee. You'll find sexual compatibility with with a disharmonious Taurus.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
KOFFEE KHAT 2.04.10
Missi has charted her way to Arcadia on Sierra Madre Blvd. It's a coffee house with a library area , a laptop area and seating counter. She makes her way to the laptop area and becomes comfortable when she recognizes a long time ago friend.
M. Chrissy
C. Missi
M. What are you doing here, I thought you were off to Texas ... the Houston area.
C. Yes......Well ....what are you doing here.....
M. I came for some "Ethiopian Longberry".
C. What.......
M. No, Really what are doing here. Are you still with Phil.
C. Yes...
At that point Missi knew something was wrong.
M. What's wrong
C. What do you mean
M. There is something seriously wrong here
Chrissy became silent and there was a time that they were very close and trusted friends.
C. Phil isn't working anymore
M. He lost his job during all this economic mess.
C. It goes deeper than that. You know that he is a Structural Engineer.
M. I remember.
C. He was working on a project with a Biological Engineer and their findings were not accepted kindly by their superiors. He comes home one day and he never talks about his work mostly because I don't understand most of what he talks about. He says, 'They are trying to break prime rational numbers to destabilize structural core elements'.
M. What.....
C. A week later all that bank craziness happen and we have lost 90% of our savings, Phil's partner is gone and he has no idea where he is and the company isn't giving any information for Phil to contact him. A week later they make him a deal that permanently retires him, also all monies would be controlled by their banks so if he breaks the deal, we would have deeper financial problems .
M. Do you know what he was working on.
C. He wouldn't tell me , but what information I got from some of my friends and acquaintances before the fall was that he was working on a procedure called 'Hydraulic Fracturing'.
M. Never heard of it.
C. It is a very quiet situation.
M. So what do both of you do.
C. I own this place. I bought it from my personal Trust that I had and Phil comes and reads over at the library....... we have new friends ..... We are overall very comfortable. Phil was in here one day when he recognized one of the companies' workers, who is a off and on customer. He feels that they are watching.
There is this documentary just made exposing the problems of this drilling procedure called "Gasland". So we are watching to see what happens to it.
M. Chrissy
C. Missi
M. What are you doing here, I thought you were off to Texas ... the Houston area.
C. Yes......Well ....what are you doing here.....
M. I came for some "Ethiopian Longberry".
C. What.......
M. No, Really what are doing here. Are you still with Phil.
C. Yes...
At that point Missi knew something was wrong.
M. What's wrong
C. What do you mean
M. There is something seriously wrong here
Chrissy became silent and there was a time that they were very close and trusted friends.
C. Phil isn't working anymore
M. He lost his job during all this economic mess.
C. It goes deeper than that. You know that he is a Structural Engineer.
M. I remember.
C. He was working on a project with a Biological Engineer and their findings were not accepted kindly by their superiors. He comes home one day and he never talks about his work mostly because I don't understand most of what he talks about. He says, 'They are trying to break prime rational numbers to destabilize structural core elements'.
M. What.....
C. A week later all that bank craziness happen and we have lost 90% of our savings, Phil's partner is gone and he has no idea where he is and the company isn't giving any information for Phil to contact him. A week later they make him a deal that permanently retires him, also all monies would be controlled by their banks so if he breaks the deal, we would have deeper financial problems .
M. Do you know what he was working on.
C. He wouldn't tell me , but what information I got from some of my friends and acquaintances before the fall was that he was working on a procedure called 'Hydraulic Fracturing'.
M. Never heard of it.
C. It is a very quiet situation.
M. So what do both of you do.
C. I own this place. I bought it from my personal Trust that I had and Phil comes and reads over at the library....... we have new friends ..... We are overall very comfortable. Phil was in here one day when he recognized one of the companies' workers, who is a off and on customer. He feels that they are watching.
There is this documentary just made exposing the problems of this drilling procedure called "Gasland". So we are watching to see what happens to it.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
KOFFEE KHAT 1.20.10
Missi is in Anaheim on Brookhurst. It's a laid back atmosphere, calm , serene and ....hard to get service... so she goes to the counter and asks if they had a 'Siberia Pacamara'. The waitress replied, ' Yes.... Vanilla Mint flavored.' 'Are you serious' replied Missi. ' No, I'm Siberia' was the reply.
'I'll have a Latte.'
'Vanilla Mint....'.
KOFFEE KHAT 1.20.10
Richard Trumpka will run for President of the United States and have Todd Palin as a running mate.
Harry Reid will no longer privately refer to Obama as the 'Magic Negro' but now as the 'Magic Dragon'. Puff on that....
Pat Robertson will admit the whereabouts of Tiger. That he has been on a special mission for him and he has concern that he's not sure where he is now since he was asked to go to Hades and Tiger misunderstood and went to Haiti.
Harry and Nancy are starting to feel part of M.C. Esher's work 'Relativity'.
If you are Scorpio your moon is ascending into Neptune causing an embolismic lunation.
You will have sleep sex with a Homer Simpson stuff toy and become fixated with the letter "D".
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
'I'll have a Latte.'
'Vanilla Mint....'.
KOFFEE KHAT 1.20.10
Richard Trumpka will run for President of the United States and have Todd Palin as a running mate.
Harry Reid will no longer privately refer to Obama as the 'Magic Negro' but now as the 'Magic Dragon'. Puff on that....
Pat Robertson will admit the whereabouts of Tiger. That he has been on a special mission for him and he has concern that he's not sure where he is now since he was asked to go to Hades and Tiger misunderstood and went to Haiti.
Harry and Nancy are starting to feel part of M.C. Esher's work 'Relativity'.
If you are Scorpio your moon is ascending into Neptune causing an embolismic lunation.
You will have sleep sex with a Homer Simpson stuff toy and become fixated with the letter "D".
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Friday, January 8, 2010
KOFFEE KHAT 1.08.10
Missi is at a coffee house in San Pedro on 6th . It's a clear day and sunny morning when she asks the waitress if she has a 'Honduras Organic'. The waitress recognized the organic and the Honduras but not together. Missi ordered a Latte.
KOFFEE KHAT 1.08.10
Palin is going to release a brand line called ' Moose Musk'.
Negotiation broke down between the Pier 39 Sea Lions and the San Francisco Chamber Of Commerce.
Terrorist New Year resolution is not to carry flammable explosive in their underwear because if successful there will be no willie to please all those virgins.
Obamacare will soon take it's medicine although it still not sure what the medicine is.
Pelosi will patent a speech technique of being able to show your teeth and speak at the same time.
If you are Taurus you will become fractured and shattered from a self indulgent subscription to Rosie O'Donnell. Go to a bar and order sugarcut pink milk and ask whatever happen to Bach.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 1.08.10
Palin is going to release a brand line called ' Moose Musk'.
Negotiation broke down between the Pier 39 Sea Lions and the San Francisco Chamber Of Commerce.
Terrorist New Year resolution is not to carry flammable explosive in their underwear because if successful there will be no willie to please all those virgins.
Obamacare will soon take it's medicine although it still not sure what the medicine is.
Pelosi will patent a speech technique of being able to show your teeth and speak at the same time.
If you are Taurus you will become fractured and shattered from a self indulgent subscription to Rosie O'Donnell. Go to a bar and order sugarcut pink milk and ask whatever happen to Bach.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 12.22.09
Missi search herself into a coffee house in West L.A. She wasn't really comfortable with the settings or the lack of business only her and another couple. She asked for a 'Jamaican Blue'.
The girl thought it was a drug order after that was cleared settled for a Latte.
KOFFEE KHAT 12.22.09
Obama plans to move Christmas into the new year so he can pass the Health Care Plan as scheduled.
Discovery will be made that Santa Claus has made it to the Fat Cat Club.
A new year resolution will be to resolve the complaint complaint syndrome cause by the Bangalore Call Center.
Sen. Reid because he knows baseball will compare himself to Babe Ruth. He will ask for a national holiday to commemorate paper clips and says things like 'where would we be without ball bearings'.
If you are a Pisces you will find satisfaction watching reruns of American Idol . Find yourself having to make a choice of nude photos of Queen Latifah or Eva Longoria. Working hard at distinguishing the difference between dark matter and dark energy.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
The girl thought it was a drug order after that was cleared settled for a Latte.
KOFFEE KHAT 12.22.09
Obama plans to move Christmas into the new year so he can pass the Health Care Plan as scheduled.
Discovery will be made that Santa Claus has made it to the Fat Cat Club.
A new year resolution will be to resolve the complaint complaint syndrome cause by the Bangalore Call Center.
Sen. Reid because he knows baseball will compare himself to Babe Ruth. He will ask for a national holiday to commemorate paper clips and says things like 'where would we be without ball bearings'.
If you are a Pisces you will find satisfaction watching reruns of American Idol . Find yourself having to make a choice of nude photos of Queen Latifah or Eva Longoria. Working hard at distinguishing the difference between dark matter and dark energy.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
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