Missi is in Anaheim on Brookhurst. It's a laid back atmosphere, calm , serene and ....hard to get service... so she goes to the counter and asks if they had a 'Siberia Pacamara'. The waitress replied, ' Yes.... Vanilla Mint flavored.' 'Are you serious' replied Missi. ' No, I'm Siberia' was the reply.
'I'll have a Latte.'
'Vanilla Mint....'.
KOFFEE KHAT 1.20.10
Richard Trumpka will run for President of the United States and have Todd Palin as a running mate.
Harry Reid will no longer privately refer to Obama as the 'Magic Negro' but now as the 'Magic Dragon'. Puff on that....
Pat Robertson will admit the whereabouts of Tiger. That he has been on a special mission for him and he has concern that he's not sure where he is now since he was asked to go to Hades and Tiger misunderstood and went to Haiti.
Harry and Nancy are starting to feel part of M.C. Esher's work 'Relativity'.
If you are Scorpio your moon is ascending into Neptune causing an embolismic lunation.
You will have sleep sex with a Homer Simpson stuff toy and become fixated with the letter "D".
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
KOFFEE KHAT 1.08.10
Missi is at a coffee house in San Pedro on 6th . It's a clear day and sunny morning when she asks the waitress if she has a 'Honduras Organic'. The waitress recognized the organic and the Honduras but not together. Missi ordered a Latte.
KOFFEE KHAT 1.08.10
Palin is going to release a brand line called ' Moose Musk'.
Negotiation broke down between the Pier 39 Sea Lions and the San Francisco Chamber Of Commerce.
Terrorist New Year resolution is not to carry flammable explosive in their underwear because if successful there will be no willie to please all those virgins.
Obamacare will soon take it's medicine although it still not sure what the medicine is.
Pelosi will patent a speech technique of being able to show your teeth and speak at the same time.
If you are Taurus you will become fractured and shattered from a self indulgent subscription to Rosie O'Donnell. Go to a bar and order sugarcut pink milk and ask whatever happen to Bach.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 1.08.10
Palin is going to release a brand line called ' Moose Musk'.
Negotiation broke down between the Pier 39 Sea Lions and the San Francisco Chamber Of Commerce.
Terrorist New Year resolution is not to carry flammable explosive in their underwear because if successful there will be no willie to please all those virgins.
Obamacare will soon take it's medicine although it still not sure what the medicine is.
Pelosi will patent a speech technique of being able to show your teeth and speak at the same time.
If you are Taurus you will become fractured and shattered from a self indulgent subscription to Rosie O'Donnell. Go to a bar and order sugarcut pink milk and ask whatever happen to Bach.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 12.22.09
Missi search herself into a coffee house in West L.A. She wasn't really comfortable with the settings or the lack of business only her and another couple. She asked for a 'Jamaican Blue'.
The girl thought it was a drug order after that was cleared settled for a Latte.
KOFFEE KHAT 12.22.09
Obama plans to move Christmas into the new year so he can pass the Health Care Plan as scheduled.
Discovery will be made that Santa Claus has made it to the Fat Cat Club.
A new year resolution will be to resolve the complaint complaint syndrome cause by the Bangalore Call Center.
Sen. Reid because he knows baseball will compare himself to Babe Ruth. He will ask for a national holiday to commemorate paper clips and says things like 'where would we be without ball bearings'.
If you are a Pisces you will find satisfaction watching reruns of American Idol . Find yourself having to make a choice of nude photos of Queen Latifah or Eva Longoria. Working hard at distinguishing the difference between dark matter and dark energy.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
The girl thought it was a drug order after that was cleared settled for a Latte.
KOFFEE KHAT 12.22.09
Obama plans to move Christmas into the new year so he can pass the Health Care Plan as scheduled.
Discovery will be made that Santa Claus has made it to the Fat Cat Club.
A new year resolution will be to resolve the complaint complaint syndrome cause by the Bangalore Call Center.
Sen. Reid because he knows baseball will compare himself to Babe Ruth. He will ask for a national holiday to commemorate paper clips and says things like 'where would we be without ball bearings'.
If you are a Pisces you will find satisfaction watching reruns of American Idol . Find yourself having to make a choice of nude photos of Queen Latifah or Eva Longoria. Working hard at distinguishing the difference between dark matter and dark energy.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 12.09.09
Missi is on Hawthorne Blvd. in Torrance in a small coffee pastry shop. It's sparse as far as comfort and her immediate feelings are to order and leave. She is tempted to not order an exotic but decides to order 'Brazilian Sweet Yellow'. The counter relies that she not familiar with 'Sweet Yellow' .... So Missi orders a Latte and a Blueberry muffin.
KOFFEE KHAT 12.09.09
Obama will ration options with a cap and then trade Nicolas Cage for Stanley McChrystal.
Bob Dylan Christmas Album has inspired the Rollings Stones to produce there own Christmas Album "Christmas on a Wild Train with Jumping Jack Flash', Featuring Cat Stevens.
The truth about Tiger Woods early morning departure will soon surface that he was going to the driving range and then drove into the fire hydrant and tree to avoid a squirrel.
If you are a Scorpio you will see yourself as a blond Zombie sitting in a sink bathing in caramel syrup, hoping to be in erotic comics as a ice cream cougar. It will be enough to frighten the devil.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 12.09.09
Obama will ration options with a cap and then trade Nicolas Cage for Stanley McChrystal.
Bob Dylan Christmas Album has inspired the Rollings Stones to produce there own Christmas Album "Christmas on a Wild Train with Jumping Jack Flash', Featuring Cat Stevens.
The truth about Tiger Woods early morning departure will soon surface that he was going to the driving range and then drove into the fire hydrant and tree to avoid a squirrel.
If you are a Scorpio you will see yourself as a blond Zombie sitting in a sink bathing in caramel syrup, hoping to be in erotic comics as a ice cream cougar. It will be enough to frighten the devil.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 11.24.09
Missi is at a comfortable coffee house on Pico in Santa Monica. It's a bright morning and she is feeling a bubbliness in her talk. She asks if they have a 'Burnudi Kayanza Bwagi No.7'.
The reply was ' You're the second person to ask for that'.
'What' is all Missi could say.
She then ordered a milk.
KOFFEE KHAT 11.24.09
Sen. Reid is pondercating the conservative intelligence for a brown greedy interactive armchair generalist.
Obamanomics is doing the divergent dance to change the G spot to the F spot.
Pelosi is wearing a technicolor dream coat on a conveyor belt of cupcakes twittering, ' Would it be Historical if we could change the currency means of communication and have my face give it representation or maybe another addition on Mt. Rushmore'.
Hillary, Boxer, Feinstein and Pelosi will have a runoff for Stress Queen.
If you are a Gemini you are still half and half mixture of sublime frequency and always Laurel and never Hardy. Your moon is in Pisces so you will have a double date with a Barracuda and sing Popeye songs.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
The reply was ' You're the second person to ask for that'.
'What' is all Missi could say.
She then ordered a milk.
KOFFEE KHAT 11.24.09
Sen. Reid is pondercating the conservative intelligence for a brown greedy interactive armchair generalist.
Obamanomics is doing the divergent dance to change the G spot to the F spot.
Pelosi is wearing a technicolor dream coat on a conveyor belt of cupcakes twittering, ' Would it be Historical if we could change the currency means of communication and have my face give it representation or maybe another addition on Mt. Rushmore'.
Hillary, Boxer, Feinstein and Pelosi will have a runoff for Stress Queen.
If you are a Gemini you are still half and half mixture of sublime frequency and always Laurel and never Hardy. Your moon is in Pisces so you will have a double date with a Barracuda and sing Popeye songs.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
Monday, November 9, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 11.10.09
Missi is on Sixth st. in San Pedro at a long time local coffee house. She Asked if they had 'Don Pachi' and the reply that no one by that name works here, so she settled for an Italian Roast.
KOFFEE KHAT 11.10.09
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs will announce that he'll leave the White House for a position with the Cartoon Network and he will also do the voice over for Scooby-Doo.
Barbara Boxer will go cool hunting on the back of John Kerry's motorcycle looking for Republican fleshbots all the time hoping that she doesn't become a dirty dumb thing.
Kim Kardashian will have mud sex for charity and also be given the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval for cylinder preservation.
Pelosi will be found on a conveyor belt of Sno Balls twittering that she going become an instructor at a circus school teaching how to hang on by your teeth.
If you are an Aries your moon is in Leo and your Sun in Gemini and you head is listening to Cat Stevens song's about Lech Walesa, watch chick fights and dream about bald bears and anorexic turkeys.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk
KOFFEE KHAT 11.10.09
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs will announce that he'll leave the White House for a position with the Cartoon Network and he will also do the voice over for Scooby-Doo.
Barbara Boxer will go cool hunting on the back of John Kerry's motorcycle looking for Republican fleshbots all the time hoping that she doesn't become a dirty dumb thing.
Kim Kardashian will have mud sex for charity and also be given the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval for cylinder preservation.
Pelosi will be found on a conveyor belt of Sno Balls twittering that she going become an instructor at a circus school teaching how to hang on by your teeth.
If you are an Aries your moon is in Leo and your Sun in Gemini and you head is listening to Cat Stevens song's about Lech Walesa, watch chick fights and dream about bald bears and anorexic turkeys.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk
Thursday, October 29, 2009
KOFFEE KHAT 10.29.09
Missi has read herself into a coffee house in Sherman Oaks on Ventura Blvd. She had a wandering moment, but soon felt comfortable. She ordered "Bugisu" and didn't get any response and then asked again only for the waiter to walk away. She sat there for a while and then opened her laptop ..... soon another waiter came by when she the ordered a milk with a muffin.
KOFFEE KHAT 10.29.09
Jay Leno is wondering if he had an affair would anyone care.
Jessica Simpson believes she deserves a Nobel Peace Prize since Obama says he doesn't.
Pelosi was found on a conveyor belt of HoHo's twittering that she will make a cameo appearance on '24' arriving by balloon.
If you are a Scorpio you'll find a way to smoke in a rain storm, then try to convince colleges that Popeye has transgendered into Jean Grey. You will dress as a poodle for Halloween.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 10.29.09
Jay Leno is wondering if he had an affair would anyone care.
Jessica Simpson believes she deserves a Nobel Peace Prize since Obama says he doesn't.
Pelosi was found on a conveyor belt of HoHo's twittering that she will make a cameo appearance on '24' arriving by balloon.
If you are a Scorpio you'll find a way to smoke in a rain storm, then try to convince colleges that Popeye has transgendered into Jean Grey. You will dress as a poodle for Halloween.
Katie Kouric is a piece of perk.
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