KOFFEE KHAT 6.05.10

Missi has charted herself to Pico Blvd. in Santa Monica by a reading from Wall Street Journal and Vanity Fair. It a nice comfortable coffee house she sits and open her lap top and starts searching when the waitress comes over and Missi asks for a 'Jamaican Blue Mountain' with regrets she reorders an ice latte.

KOFFEE KHAT 6.05.10

Bin Laden was issued an ticket from Acapulco to New Orleans 4.12.10 wearing a green and yellow jump suit.

Obama will spend 2 billion in research to see if giraffes can swim.

Funyuns are the big sellers at Hemp Festivals.

Senator Reid is taking voice lessons from Cyndi Lauper so he can sound like Trace Adkins.

Al Gore expressing his anger about the Gulf Oil Rig Explosion [Gore] to Tipper got a 'Soo...
It's just a little spilt oil.' for a reply and concluded that she is a Sister Of Oil [SOO].


Gorgeous George is a piece of Perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 5.20.10

Missi charted herself to a coffee house in Leimert Park near USC after reading Vogue and a 7.12.2001 edition of Time. She asked for a 'Kona Fancy' and ended up with the House Ice Coffee. As she was searching the Web she came upon some news that a man in China was sentenced to death for an Ant Farm scheme where he made Millions.

KOFFEE KHAT 5.20.10

Elena Kagan , after her approval to the Supreme Court, will start dating Barney Franks and eventually "Out" him as a closet Hetero.

Allen Specter will with a sense of Loss will search for new political ground and be saved by the
T-Party and become friends with Ralph Nader.

ACLU will continue to search for a Legal case for al-Qaeda

Conspiracy Theories will prevail of the Gulf Oil Rig Explosion, GORE. One being that is was a dispatched strike by Hugo Chavez to destroy and nationalize American Oil.

PETA will support Arizona's Immigration Laws with the knowledge that the illegals are here to support cultural Cock and Bull Fights.

If you are a Libra Mars at 18 Leo 26' went retrograde 18 Leo 42' causing your to psychoanalyse your Leo friends as being generally Wrong and find circus acts to be Profound.


Gorgeous George is a Piece of Perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 5.12.10

Missi is in a coffee shop in Santa Monica on Broadway. She is getting comfortable searching the Internet when she asks the waitress for a 'La Minta Dark' and with a negative reply request a latte. She notices on her search that with Mexican Law men can be imprisoned up to 5 years for jealously or sexual indifference.

KOFFEE KHAT 5.12.10

Atheist human rights lawyers are producing a case to have Pope Benedict arrested.

Michael Steele will change his rally chant of 'Drill, Baby, Drill' to 'Burn , Baby, Burn'.

Bill Clinton will become the new dictator of Haiti and Hillary will run for President of Pakistan.

All people named Miranda will have succeeded in leaving Arizona.

If you are a Pisces you will drop acid and watch pixulated TV for two years and then with your chunky junk trunk try to past as a undercover blonde in the Congo looking for the bush kangaroo.

Gorgeous George is piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 4.28.10

Missi is at a coffee house in Whittier on Greenleaf. She finds a corner and gets comfortable hoping for reason to have interest in what she was doing there. She asks for a ' Altura Coatpec' and the response was a facial expression of what are you saying and Missi reply is that she will have an ice coffee.

KOFFEE KHAT 4.28.10

Vulcanologist are stating that melting ice sheets are taking great weight off the surface and is likely to free magna from the deep underground and that we can expect objects from future eruptions to resemble Al Gore.

Goldman Sachs and Friends will synthesize the debt to society by becoming part of Folsom City Blue Band with their opening song being 'Queerbucks'.

What part of illegal should be considered legal the 'gal', the 'ill' or the 'leg'.

Larry King will eat 21 lbs. of Pizza and only belch once and share the other 4 lbs. with a friend of his wife.

Toyota will open a new line of Hybrids called 'Mea Culpa'.

If you are a Leo your Sun is in Taurus and Moon at Libra. Meditation with your parrot will eliminate the staccato speed vibration in your system and you will lose anxiety of what herbicide, pesticide and artificial fertilizers treated your coffee.

Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 4.16.10

Missi is finding herself on Riverside Dr. in a Toluca Lake coffee cafe. She is deeply confident that this session will have a sense to it, but she is never sure. She asks for a 'La Minta dark roast' and as usual her request is not fulfilled and she settles for a latte. She open her laptop and searches for evidence of a quiet life.

KOFFEE KHAT 4.16.10

The T-Party will start throwing T-Bags into Boston Harbor for no new taxes. Sarah will campaign that 'She is not the One'. This is to secure her T-Bags don't go over the side.

Rahm Emanuel will show his great singularity with his order to the Cycle as an attentive aphorist to cover the fact that he is a menopausal stoner and Obama Zombie.

Israels are concerned that Obama's telepromting ventriloquism will cause an increase in Jack Boots.

If you are a Scorpio your Sun is in Leo and your house in in the Northern Hemisphere. You will feel as if you are on a Sacred Mountain with edible books and the Partridge Family's ' I Think I Love You' will resonate in your head. This should make Blonde Sense to you.

Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 3.30.10

Missi has found her way to a coffee cafe on Wilshire in West LA. It's a bright place that make her want to dance on her toes, but not that bright to make her spin on them. She goes to a table and gets comfortable and opens her laptop when she is approached for an order. " I'll have the Kopi Luwak". " No one by Kopi works here." was the reply. " Then I'll have an espresso".

KOFFEE KHAT 3.30.10

Facebook will take on the official euphemistic status for the act of face sucking or parts of.

Joe Biden will find the word 'Hullabaloo' offensive.

Pelosi and Friends broke San Francisco's Bank of America, the state of California and now is after the United States of America and They are 'go girl' serious.

The 2000 plus pages of Healthcare reform is causing peoples memory banks to overload making them seek healthcare to relieve the overload. A regenerative design the more you read about healthcare the more healthcare you need and if you don't read about healthcare. Well ...... Doctor...Doctor.... who's is going to pay your bill.

If you are a Capricorn your moon is at Libra and Mercury will square with Mars, your Sun is sextile with Pluto, your are in retrograde with Saturn and Neptune has entered Pisces and money will become a mutually symbolic shared illusion.

Gorgeous George is a piece of perk

KOFFEE KHAT 3.18.10

Missi is on Reseda Blvd in Northridge in a coffeehouse store where she makes herself comfortable at a table and orders a 'Panama Robusta'. She gets the usual negative and settles for an espresso. She feels nervous this morning and hopes that she can calm down someway.

KOFFEE KHAT 3.18.10

Tiger looking for a new image will change his name to Pussy Cat.......What's new...

After Obama's stay as President he will seek funding to build a college where he will be the head basketball coach . The name of the team will be the 'Obama Baraqi's'.

Pelosi will try to clone herself to emphasize the no need for men and to achieve the quest that it be all herstory instead history.

The Jewish World Review main story line will revolve around Homer Simpson.

If you are an Aries you will have the same horoscope as your pet Cockatoo who is a Pisces. A image of Jesus will appear to you in a piece of burnt toast and you will take the position of a sofa sissy for a week.

Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.