Missi after her readings from "Politico" and "People" is on Brookhurst in Anaheim. She asks for a "Malibar" and ends up with an ice tea. During her search she read that children now believe that Buzz Lightyear was the first man on the moon.
KOFFEE KHAT 10.16.10
Christine O'Donnel is will be exposed as Katie Couric lost little sister.
Lou Dobbs horse groomer and Meg Whitman maid will marry. Rick Sanchez will be minister and Jon Stewart will give away the bride . The bride and groom will both yodel "I Do".
Glacier National Park will be renamed.
It will be discovered that homophobes and Islamophobes are the same people. Islamophobia Person of the Year will go to Brigitte Bardot.
If you are a Scorpio your moon is at 23"20' with Venus in Capricorn squared to Jupiter in Aries.
You will campaign for breast feeding and Dodge Ball with your baby to become an Olympic sport.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
KOFFEE KHAT 9.15.10
Missi is in Los Angeles on Wilshire in a coffee bar after readings from Emirates Today and Billboard. She is settled with her laptop and orders a"Kopi Luwak" and eventually ends up with a Latte. In her searching finds that Oklahoma City is ranked 8th in sexual activity.
KOFFEE KHAT 9.15.10
Muslim Liberal Arts Colleges have been ranked # 1 as the best party schools.
Preacher Terry Jones who bought a few hundred Koran to burn will now have a fire sale. He will be quoted that it was a good investment at the time and wishes the Islam faith the best with his contribution. Peace to All.
Iman Abdul Rauf will announce his new calling and become a football coach for the NY Giants and design plays around the Hail Mary.
Obama's will state that his religious spirit is right of whatever that is right. All right...
The new right will establish all grounds in a 1 mile radius of 7/11's to be hallow.
If you are a Capricorn you Sun is square with Pluto and arcing 18 degrees of Taurus. You will take up fireplug surfing and study the gender of a snowflake.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 9.15.10
Muslim Liberal Arts Colleges have been ranked # 1 as the best party schools.
Preacher Terry Jones who bought a few hundred Koran to burn will now have a fire sale. He will be quoted that it was a good investment at the time and wishes the Islam faith the best with his contribution. Peace to All.
Iman Abdul Rauf will announce his new calling and become a football coach for the NY Giants and design plays around the Hail Mary.
Obama's will state that his religious spirit is right of whatever that is right. All right...
The new right will establish all grounds in a 1 mile radius of 7/11's to be hallow.
If you are a Capricorn you Sun is square with Pluto and arcing 18 degrees of Taurus. You will take up fireplug surfing and study the gender of a snowflake.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
KOFFEE KHAT 9.07.10
Missi is in Santa Monica on Broadway in a coffeehouse getting comfortable after her readings from the "Hollywood Reporter" and the"New Republic". Opens her laptop and orders a "Maubesse" and settles for the house special and then searches and finds that the homeless in San Fransisco are protesting that McDonald's is conspiring against them for eliminating the dollar value menu and that all the employees speak Spanish.
KOFFEE KHAT 9.07.10
Jan Brewster brain freeze came from looking in the monitor and seeing Sarah Palin.
Dr.Seuss meets Bart Simpson meets Snookie meets Karzai on an American Street and become Zen Comic Heroes and then go attack the Angry Buddhist
James Cameron will go into the South American rain forest and film some indigenous tribal life and become transformed and never come back.
News has become so seriously slow that a new agency headline was that to pick pimples is harmful for your face.
If you are a Scorpio your house is retrograde with your moon ascending and you feel like a non rhotic psychedelic panda with bad astronomy and have the urge to do mathematical calculations on the stretching abilities of balloon animals.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Monday, August 23, 2010
KOFFEE KHAT 8.23.10
From readings of WOWOWOW and Village Voice is now in downtown L.A. around 4th and Main. She asks for a 'Pacamara' and settles with a house brew with a shot of tequila thinking this would settle her frenzied feelings that she been carrying around for a couple of weeks. She opens her laptop and searches to discover that 'bananaophia' is the new in fear.
KOFFEE KHAT 8.23.10
Obama and Pelosi will explore the way of 'Fatwa' and conclude that Peace will come when people whose name that starts with 'Mc' be changed to 'Mosque'. An example would be McCarron will now be MosqueCarron'.
Christiane Amanapour has a one year contract with Disney to speed date while taking a ride on 'Small World'.
Who would dare compare the world of Islam to Nazism, who would dare compare Saddam Hussien to Adolf Hilter.
Muscular atrophy is occurring in the right index finger of people who belong to the Internet and Gaming Addicts Club.
Ahmadinejad will retire to become a yoga instructor in New Jersey and set up a Jewish dating service.
If you are a Libra your house is in opposition to Venus and your conjugation is semi-sextile. You will see 12 Zen Baboons dancing with Bambi,go searching for Lavender ice cream and become a sensual vegan and have a sexual relationship with your ear hole.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 8.23.10
Obama and Pelosi will explore the way of 'Fatwa' and conclude that Peace will come when people whose name that starts with 'Mc' be changed to 'Mosque'. An example would be McCarron will now be MosqueCarron'.
Christiane Amanapour has a one year contract with Disney to speed date while taking a ride on 'Small World'.
Who would dare compare the world of Islam to Nazism, who would dare compare Saddam Hussien to Adolf Hilter.
Muscular atrophy is occurring in the right index finger of people who belong to the Internet and Gaming Addicts Club.
Ahmadinejad will retire to become a yoga instructor in New Jersey and set up a Jewish dating service.
If you are a Libra your house is in opposition to Venus and your conjugation is semi-sextile. You will see 12 Zen Baboons dancing with Bambi,go searching for Lavender ice cream and become a sensual vegan and have a sexual relationship with your ear hole.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Monday, August 2, 2010
KOFFEE KHAT 8.02.10
Missi has read from 'Yachting' and 'Daily Variety' and now is on Fair Oaks in Pasadena. A small coffee shop with little atmosphere but she is finding it comfortable enough to pull out her laptop and ask for a 'Yauco Selecto' and settle for an Ice Coffee.
KOFFEE KHAT 8.02.10
Elton John will make Julian Assange his Queen for a day and dedicate his new song 'PFF' 'Poppy Fields Forever'.
Oliver Stone will profess to be half Jewish and the other half will be determined by what country he is visiting.
Angelina Jolie will adopt a 27 year old Pakistani who will start dating Jennifer Aniston.
ISI will become a household name until it becomes connected to 9/11, then it will become a coffee house name.
LAGALABATATA is seeking equality among LAGALABATATA as soon as it can make up its mind to body movement moment.
If you are a Capricorn Jupiter is opposing Saturn and you should look out for Jupiter sneaking up behind your Uranus and this will cause your rising sign to ascend leaving you on top of a bus cheer leading for homemade macaroni and cheese.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 8.02.10
Elton John will make Julian Assange his Queen for a day and dedicate his new song 'PFF' 'Poppy Fields Forever'.
Oliver Stone will profess to be half Jewish and the other half will be determined by what country he is visiting.
Angelina Jolie will adopt a 27 year old Pakistani who will start dating Jennifer Aniston.
ISI will become a household name until it becomes connected to 9/11, then it will become a coffee house name.
LAGALABATATA is seeking equality among LAGALABATATA as soon as it can make up its mind to body movement moment.
If you are a Capricorn Jupiter is opposing Saturn and you should look out for Jupiter sneaking up behind your Uranus and this will cause your rising sign to ascend leaving you on top of a bus cheer leading for homemade macaroni and cheese.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Monday, July 26, 2010
KOFFEE KHAT 7.26.10
Missi is in this little coffee shop in Inglewood on La Brea searching her laptop for any disinformation. She becomes settled before she orders a ' Tarrazu ' without any positive response she orders the house blend.
KOFFEE KHAT 7.26.10
The NAACP has accused the T-Party of racism with the foundation that they have the patent for racist organization.
Dick Cheney will write a book 'The Cheney Doctrine' that will explain with scientific evidence that species can adapt and evolve with Oil spills.
Sarah Palin will play an Islamic woman named 'Katherine' in an adaptation of Shakespeare's 'Taming of the Shrew'.
Charley Rangel will pose nude for Vanity Fair and it will be in 3-D.
If you are a Leo your Moon is in Capricorn and your house is in Retrograde and you will find compatibility with a sarcastic sex toy.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 7.26.10
The NAACP has accused the T-Party of racism with the foundation that they have the patent for racist organization.
Dick Cheney will write a book 'The Cheney Doctrine' that will explain with scientific evidence that species can adapt and evolve with Oil spills.
Sarah Palin will play an Islamic woman named 'Katherine' in an adaptation of Shakespeare's 'Taming of the Shrew'.
Charley Rangel will pose nude for Vanity Fair and it will be in 3-D.
If you are a Leo your Moon is in Capricorn and your house is in Retrograde and you will find compatibility with a sarcastic sex toy.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Saturday, July 17, 2010
KOFFEE KHAT 7.17.10
Missi has charted herself from readings of National Geographics and PC World. So she is sitting in a coffee house in Los Angeles on Sunset. She is hot and uncomfortable and the idea of coffee is not really what she wants but still asks if they have a "Dark Malibar". She settles for an Ice Tea and starts searching the web.
KOFFEE KHAT 7.17.10
The Hamptons will be turned over to some Indian Tribe ...who is holding now.
Tarzan was really a black man as was Babe Ruth.
Obama will try out his new swim stroke on his next visit to the Gulf.
A wax representation of Dick Cheney will be on exhibit at the George W. Bush Library. He will be dressed in Harley-Davidson leathers standing in a water bucket with a spear in one hand and a net in the other.
If you are a Leo your Moon is void and Mercury has ingressed. Your will become intoxicated by balloon juice and want to be addressed as Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, then request membership to the Axis of Logic to become a Juke Box Hero.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 7.17.10
The Hamptons will be turned over to some Indian Tribe ...who is holding now.
Tarzan was really a black man as was Babe Ruth.
Obama will try out his new swim stroke on his next visit to the Gulf.
A wax representation of Dick Cheney will be on exhibit at the George W. Bush Library. He will be dressed in Harley-Davidson leathers standing in a water bucket with a spear in one hand and a net in the other.
If you are a Leo your Moon is void and Mercury has ingressed. Your will become intoxicated by balloon juice and want to be addressed as Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, then request membership to the Axis of Logic to become a Juke Box Hero.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
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