KOFFEE KHAT 11.16.10

After readings from Forbes and Radar, Missi is now in Santa Fe Springs on Shoemaker in a little coffee house asking if they have "Las Delicias" and settling for the house Latte. She starts her search when she finds that rice mills in India are conducting child and slave labor.

KOFFEE KHAT 11.16.10

Dominos will starts a campaign call the Mass American Enlightenment Pizza.

Jon Stewart and Cindy McCain will start a talk show on how to come out and then go back in without being recognized for coming out, they will also sell hats to facilitate the process.

Olberman will be suspended again for inventing a character called Hall Burton and satirically tearing him apart.

History will recognize "W" for being the funniest man in history.

If you are a Sagittarius, Saturn will be in your 2nd house with a Moon-Neptune aspect. You will date a cross dressing inflatable called Madonna and lunch until you thundergut.

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KOFFEE KHAT 10.30.10

After readings from the Christian Science Monitor and The Daily Beast, Missy found herself at a coffee cafe on Glendora in West Covina. She asks for a "Monte Cerrado" and ends up with an Ice Tea. She is searching the net when she discovers a link that has the guest and dress list of for the White House Halloween Party.

KOFFEE KHAT 10.30.10

Obama will be the Master as in the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" and will be wearing Calvin Klein's Lace Garter High Hosiery . The entire ensemble will be in purple and white. Michelle Obama will be dressed in knee length boots, a black bikini, Douglas MacArthur's Commander's Hat carrying a whip with a small patch of hair under her nose. You get the picture. Diane Sawyer will go as Walter Cronkite and will talk moustache with Michelle. Brian Williams will go as Brian Williams. Katie Couric will go as Christine O'Donnell. Christine O'Donnell will go as Katie Couric. They will both transform into Clare Boothe Luce by the end of the night. Wikileak's Julian Assange will go as Oprah. Oprah will go as someone trying to fit into Obama's pants consequently start a dance line doing the Hop. When the entire party joins the dance line Howard Hughes will descend dressed in a Loin Cloth wave at the party and fly way in his Spruce Goose.

KOFFEE KHAT 10.16.10

Missi after her readings from "Politico" and "People" is on Brookhurst in Anaheim. She asks for a "Malibar" and ends up with an ice tea. During her search she read that children now believe that Buzz Lightyear was the first man on the moon.

KOFFEE KHAT 10.16.10

Christine O'Donnel is will be exposed as Katie Couric lost little sister.

Lou Dobbs horse groomer and Meg Whitman maid will marry. Rick Sanchez will be minister and Jon Stewart will give away the bride . The bride and groom will both yodel "I Do".

Glacier National Park will be renamed.

It will be discovered that homophobes and Islamophobes are the same people. Islamophobia Person of the Year will go to Brigitte Bardot.

If you are a Scorpio your moon is at 23"20' with Venus in Capricorn squared to Jupiter in Aries.
You will campaign for breast feeding and Dodge Ball with your baby to become an Olympic sport.


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KOFFEE KHAT 9.15.10

Missi is in Los Angeles on Wilshire in a coffee bar after readings from Emirates Today and Billboard. She is settled with her laptop and orders a"Kopi Luwak" and eventually ends up with a Latte. In her searching finds that Oklahoma City is ranked 8th in sexual activity.

KOFFEE KHAT 9.15.10

Muslim Liberal Arts Colleges have been ranked # 1 as the best party schools.

Preacher Terry Jones who bought a few hundred Koran to burn will now have a fire sale. He will be quoted that it was a good investment at the time and wishes the Islam faith the best with his contribution. Peace to All.

Iman Abdul Rauf will announce his new calling and become a football coach for the NY Giants and design plays around the Hail Mary.

Obama's will state that his religious spirit is right of whatever that is right. All right...

The new right will establish all grounds in a 1 mile radius of 7/11's to be hallow.

If you are a Capricorn you Sun is square with Pluto and arcing 18 degrees of Taurus. You will take up fireplug surfing and study the gender of a snowflake.


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KOFFEE KHAT 9.07.10

Missi is in Santa Monica on Broadway in a coffeehouse getting comfortable after her readings from the "Hollywood Reporter" and the"New Republic". Opens her laptop and orders a "Maubesse" and settles for the house special and then searches and finds that the homeless in San Fransisco are protesting that McDonald's is conspiring against them for eliminating the dollar value menu and that all the employees speak Spanish.

KOFFEE KHAT 9.07.10

Jan Brewster brain freeze came from looking in the monitor and seeing Sarah Palin.

Dr.Seuss meets Bart Simpson meets Snookie meets Karzai on an American Street and become Zen Comic Heroes and then go attack the Angry Buddhist

James Cameron will go into the South American rain forest and film some indigenous tribal life and become transformed and never come back.

News has become so seriously slow that a new agency headline was that to pick pimples is harmful for your face.

If you are a Scorpio your house is retrograde with your moon ascending and you feel like a non rhotic psychedelic panda with bad astronomy and have the urge to do mathematical calculations on the stretching abilities of balloon animals.

Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 8.23.10

From readings of WOWOWOW and Village Voice is now in downtown L.A. around 4th and Main. She asks for a 'Pacamara' and settles with a house brew with a shot of tequila thinking this would settle her frenzied feelings that she been carrying around for a couple of weeks. She opens her laptop and searches to discover that 'bananaophia' is the new in fear.

KOFFEE KHAT 8.23.10

Obama and Pelosi will explore the way of 'Fatwa' and conclude that Peace will come when people whose name that starts with 'Mc' be changed to 'Mosque'. An example would be McCarron will now be MosqueCarron'.

Christiane Amanapour has a one year contract with Disney to speed date while taking a ride on 'Small World'.

Who would dare compare the world of Islam to Nazism, who would dare compare Saddam Hussien to Adolf Hilter.

Muscular atrophy is occurring in the right index finger of people who belong to the Internet and Gaming Addicts Club.

Ahmadinejad will retire to become a yoga instructor in New Jersey and set up a Jewish dating service.

If you are a Libra your house is in opposition to Venus and your conjugation is semi-sextile. You will see 12 Zen Baboons dancing with Bambi,go searching for Lavender ice cream and become a sensual vegan and have a sexual relationship with your ear hole.


Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.

KOFFEE KHAT 8.02.10

Missi has read from 'Yachting' and 'Daily Variety' and now is on Fair Oaks in Pasadena. A small coffee shop with little atmosphere but she is finding it comfortable enough to pull out her laptop and ask for a 'Yauco Selecto' and settle for an Ice Coffee.

KOFFEE KHAT 8.02.10

Elton John will make Julian Assange his Queen for a day and dedicate his new song 'PFF' 'Poppy Fields Forever'.

Oliver Stone will profess to be half Jewish and the other half will be determined by what country he is visiting.

Angelina Jolie will adopt a 27 year old Pakistani who will start dating Jennifer Aniston.

ISI will become a household name until it becomes connected to 9/11, then it will become a coffee house name.

LAGALABATATA is seeking equality among LAGALABATATA as soon as it can make up its mind to body movement moment.

If you are a Capricorn Jupiter is opposing Saturn and you should look out for Jupiter sneaking up behind your Uranus and this will cause your rising sign to ascend leaving you on top of a bus cheer leading for homemade macaroni and cheese.


Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.