Missi is in Los Angeles on Zonal in a little cafe enjoying her morning after readings from the Financial Times and the North Korean News. She opens her laptop to search and discovers that a man was rewarded 7.5 million after being in an accident causing his penis to shrink by an inch and a half. She asks for a 'La Minita' and settles for the house special.
KOFFEE KHAT 1.16.12
Ron Paul will struggle with wealth bondage and start a Monty Python revival hysterically enforcing an explicit coordinated methods to show the value of wearing Esther Williams Swimwear.
A raw story of Rick Santorum will expose him as a lost angry detective in a liberal crisis with Zionist for publishing right to the Elephant Journal.
After blaming Santa for the social psychosis John Huntsman will run off to Uganda to protect the sexual minorities.
Ben and Jerry will come out with a new flavor called "Mitt's Minty Mint' consisting of Fudgy Brownies, Waffle Cones, Potato Chip Clusters in a Pineapple Swirl.
If you're a Leo your 7 th House is in Saturn and your Moon is Sextile to Mars. Your aspire to be a conservative celebrity by yodelling like a llama.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk
Monday, January 16, 2012
Saturday, December 24, 2011
KOFFEE KHAT 12.24.11
Missi is in Santa Monica on Broadway in a small cafe from her readings of Esquire and National Lampoon. She finds a comfortable table and opens up her laptop only to discover that Festivus still lives at Festivusweb.com and Denver's Festivus Film Festival. She asks if they have a 'Sumatra' and settles for a Latte.
KOFFEE KHAT 12.24.11
After the end of his presidency, Obama will star in the remake 'It's A Wonderful Life'.
Newt will join the school of "Jack Kerouac's School of Disembodied Poetics".
Rick Perry will start a school on how to groom chicken feathers.
Ron Paul and his colleagues will buy handicap scooters and go to WalMarts to play bumper cars.
If you are Libra, your Moon is in Capricorn with your Quincunx aspect having nothing to do with your Sun. You will become a Yuk 'n Yum law nut selling Amish nose rings and be voted Almost Gaymost and makes Films of Naked Nerds.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 12.24.11
After the end of his presidency, Obama will star in the remake 'It's A Wonderful Life'.
Newt will join the school of "Jack Kerouac's School of Disembodied Poetics".
Rick Perry will start a school on how to groom chicken feathers.
Ron Paul and his colleagues will buy handicap scooters and go to WalMarts to play bumper cars.
If you are Libra, your Moon is in Capricorn with your Quincunx aspect having nothing to do with your Sun. You will become a Yuk 'n Yum law nut selling Amish nose rings and be voted Almost Gaymost and makes Films of Naked Nerds.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Sunday, December 4, 2011
KOFFEE KHAT 12.04.11
After readings for the NY Post and Esquire has found herself in a cafe in Culver City, she opens up her laptop only to discover that they are still selling Barack toilet paper that's funky junky. She orders a 'Kalossi' and is denied and settles for a Latte.
KOFFEE KHAT 12.04.11
Herman 'Can' Cain will disable his able so he can find his 6 to combine with his 9.
Keystone wants to build a pipeline to transport crude thru Dick Cheney's backyard and then over and under to Newt's backyard that will become lost for a few months and find it's way back to the US via Venezuela under the policy of National Security.
Cleopatra will make a comeback as Captain Dyke courting the Rain Man somewhere on the Northern Coast of Africa.
If you are a Capricorn your Moon is in Aries and and Sun in Sagittarius and you are progressing into a solar arc. You will be discovered as Gepetto who when you get away with a lie get a woody.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 12.04.11
Herman 'Can' Cain will disable his able so he can find his 6 to combine with his 9.
Keystone wants to build a pipeline to transport crude thru Dick Cheney's backyard and then over and under to Newt's backyard that will become lost for a few months and find it's way back to the US via Venezuela under the policy of National Security.
Cleopatra will make a comeback as Captain Dyke courting the Rain Man somewhere on the Northern Coast of Africa.
If you are a Capricorn your Moon is in Aries and and Sun in Sagittarius and you are progressing into a solar arc. You will be discovered as Gepetto who when you get away with a lie get a woody.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Saturday, April 30, 2011
KOFFEE KHAT 4.30.11
Missi is in Los Angeles on La Cienega in a Coffee House after readings from "Christian Science" and "Hollywood Reporter" and has a perplexing feeling about herself, she sits down and open her laptop to search and finds out that over 2 billion will eat peeps this year. She orders a "Chicory" and end up with a Latte.
KOFFEE KHAT 4.30.11
Obama when asked how he could spend 14 Trillion dollars replied that he still can count on his fingers.
Oprah is going to retire and write a Cheez Whiz recipe book.
Couric is going to retire and become a librarian hoping to find another bush.
Will and Kate will invite other Monarchs to Party a new Brotherhood.
Trump suffers from Hirikomori.
If you are a Leo your house is missing and your Moon is sideways. You will find yourself in a Marathon Pac Man Tournament after series of readings from Tarot Cards and Fortune Cookies. Your big decision of the day will be what underwear to wear.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 4.30.11
Obama when asked how he could spend 14 Trillion dollars replied that he still can count on his fingers.
Oprah is going to retire and write a Cheez Whiz recipe book.
Couric is going to retire and become a librarian hoping to find another bush.
Will and Kate will invite other Monarchs to Party a new Brotherhood.
Trump suffers from Hirikomori.
If you are a Leo your house is missing and your Moon is sideways. You will find yourself in a Marathon Pac Man Tournament after series of readings from Tarot Cards and Fortune Cookies. Your big decision of the day will be what underwear to wear.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Saturday, April 16, 2011
KOFFEE KHAT 4.16.11
Missi is in Pasadena on Walnut asking if they carry a "Cuzachapa" only to be asked to repeat herself and responded that she will have an Ice Tea. She heads to a corner of the cafe and settles with her laptop and discovers that America is going to stop medical experiments on chimpanzees thanks to the 'Cheeta Foundation'.
KOFFEE KHAT 4.16.11
Eliot Spitzer should be careful or he will end up being President of the United States.
Hillary should be careful or she will end up on a singing tour with Barbra Streisand.
Japan should be careful or they will start producing tadpoles.
Gaddafi should be careful or his name will change to Qaddafi or Khadafy or Gadhafi or Daffy Duck and no longer be part of Disney World.
Harry Reid should be careful or his name will change to Harry Reid and become a Warner Brothers Cartoon.
If you are a Taurus, your Moon is ascending into you Third House and Mercury is Aspecting with your body movement causing you to be an emotional incarnate with movies of forty years ago.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 4.16.11
Eliot Spitzer should be careful or he will end up being President of the United States.
Hillary should be careful or she will end up on a singing tour with Barbra Streisand.
Japan should be careful or they will start producing tadpoles.
Gaddafi should be careful or his name will change to Qaddafi or Khadafy or Gadhafi or Daffy Duck and no longer be part of Disney World.
Harry Reid should be careful or his name will change to Harry Reid and become a Warner Brothers Cartoon.
If you are a Taurus, your Moon is ascending into you Third House and Mercury is Aspecting with your body movement causing you to be an emotional incarnate with movies of forty years ago.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Monday, March 28, 2011
KOFFEE KHAT 3.28.11
After reading 'The Daily Beast' and 'The Daily Swarm', Missi is now in a Cafe on Las Tunas in San Gabriel. It's a busy morning and she is wondering what she should asked for when it is time to ask she blurts out "Cocosam" and gets a questioning look from the counter clerk and then asks if they have a Latte and gets a 'Sure'. She settles into her laptop to find out that Forrest Gump is the best film character of our time.
KOFFEE KHAT 3.28.11
Obama is doing everything in his power to prove he doesn't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.
How do you spell Ka Daffy or is it Ca Daffy.
Boehner will come out in defense of higher radiation levels by claiming, "you just get a little bit more orange".
Charlie Sheen will show and tell what a Super Moon really is and speak Al-Jazeera English in Code Pink and accuse women of mass delusion.
8 year olds will demand breast enhancement from their parents to fit into their Abercombrie and Fitch bikini tops.
If you are a Capricorn your House is 37' degrees past the hour and you will become a lyrical poet effected by the dragon monster and become lost in a long vowel like a reckless lemon.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 3.28.11
Obama is doing everything in his power to prove he doesn't deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.
How do you spell Ka Daffy or is it Ca Daffy.
Boehner will come out in defense of higher radiation levels by claiming, "you just get a little bit more orange".
Charlie Sheen will show and tell what a Super Moon really is and speak Al-Jazeera English in Code Pink and accuse women of mass delusion.
8 year olds will demand breast enhancement from their parents to fit into their Abercombrie and Fitch bikini tops.
If you are a Capricorn your House is 37' degrees past the hour and you will become a lyrical poet effected by the dragon monster and become lost in a long vowel like a reckless lemon.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
KOFFEE KHKAT 3.10.11
Missi after reading from The Village Voice and Radar is in a coffee house on The Avenue of The Stars in Los Angeles. She has settled into a comfortable position and now is searching her laptop and found that Oklahoma leads the nation in women behind bars. She asks the waitress for a "Yellow Caturra" and settles for an Ice Coffee.
KOFFEE KHAT 3.10.11
Gadhafi will try to appease the rebels with a Disney Theme Park where he will be the mascot Goofy. Diane Sawyer will be Snow White and will name the Dwarfs later because she has to find her Mother Oprah who is lost in the Forest.
Christine Amanpour is wondering what happen to the Sunday Funnies.
The Three Cent Press has reported that Kristie Alley's dancing costume will be made of cotton candy and will address herself as the 'Sugar Butch Toy".
"Have it your Way" Whoppers will go thru a Change to " We Don't Bargain Collectively" Whopper.
Dove Candies and the Three Musketeers will merge and we will soon have a chewie called,"What Happen to the King".
If you are a Sagittarius, Mars is aspecting Mercury. You will get lost in Sabian Symbols, turn into a radical sex educator and sound like a sarcastic squirrel teaching Jesuit-Buddhist mathematics.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
KOFFEE KHAT 3.10.11
Gadhafi will try to appease the rebels with a Disney Theme Park where he will be the mascot Goofy. Diane Sawyer will be Snow White and will name the Dwarfs later because she has to find her Mother Oprah who is lost in the Forest.
Christine Amanpour is wondering what happen to the Sunday Funnies.
The Three Cent Press has reported that Kristie Alley's dancing costume will be made of cotton candy and will address herself as the 'Sugar Butch Toy".
"Have it your Way" Whoppers will go thru a Change to " We Don't Bargain Collectively" Whopper.
Dove Candies and the Three Musketeers will merge and we will soon have a chewie called,"What Happen to the King".
If you are a Sagittarius, Mars is aspecting Mercury. You will get lost in Sabian Symbols, turn into a radical sex educator and sound like a sarcastic squirrel teaching Jesuit-Buddhist mathematics.
Gorgeous George is a piece of perk.
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